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Facebook fourth-wall for fucks sake.
The imaginary 4th dimensional wall that people experience whilst online that prevents them from sending someone a facebook message or any message, it is some mysterious force they can't seem to break.
So when repeatedly hitting this wall, folks resort to blaming a third party for installing this imaginary 4th dimensional wall that prevents them from sending a simple message ffs.

Example: "Hi, how are you", click send, voila I just taught you how to break the FFFFS, see it wasn't my fault all along.

IF you happen to be the mystical third party, you can lift such a curse by standing in front of a mirror naked and chanting FFFFFMMEEE FFFFFMMEEE, trust me it works.
Perfect example of how FFFFS is applied, "but l will be sad that l'll never know if Sheena is alright".

Message her ffs, stop making me dance nekkid in front of a mirror.
FFFFS by Mr Digsy December 5, 2023
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There are three reasons you're here

a) You do not know what the fuck you're meant to do with your life.
b) It sounds like you're about to say the word fuck.
c) It's very likely you're an alien that has escaped from Area 51, and has stole a phone from a humanoid and you're trying to figure out how to use its keyboard
Me: *Dies in a mission in GTA Online*
Also me: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

FFFFFUUU- 

Originating from internet, possibly 4chan, these humorous comic series always tell a short story (a FFFFFUUU- moment) usually inspired by everyday life experiences ending with the scream of FFFFFUUU-. Usually edited and created with MS Paint by anyone who feels to do so.
FFFFFUUU- by xfgxhgf February 11, 2009

FFFFUUUUUUUU 

1. Usually referencing to the work "FUCK" as a projection of anger or frustration.

2. Pure, unfiltered rage

3. originated from /b/
popular example...

*trying to rip the fringies off a piece of notebook paper*
*RRRIIIIPPPPP* (paper rips hard)
"FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU"

or

*Walking blindly to the bathroom in the middle of the night*
*stubs toe in the dark on some object*
"FFFUUUUUUUUUUU"

RAGE!!
FFFFUUUUUUUU by jtguinn32 April 6, 2010

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 

For when "Fuck" just isn't enough. An expression of pure rage. Basically an extended version of "Fuck", it would be pronounced: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Janitor: I'm watching The Sixth Sense... this kid sees dead people.

Dr Cox: Bruce Willis is a ghost! He's been dead the whole time! Oops!

Janitor: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF



Dude (to girlfriend): I love you.

Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you. I've also been secretly fucking your best friend. I hold an inexplicable grudge against you for being such a nice guy, don't ever talk to me again.

Dude: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FFFFFFFourth of July 

A reference to crude sexual behavior with women:

Find them, French them, Feel them, Finger them, F*ck them, Forget them - Fourth of July
Varsity Football 3, 4; J. V. Football 2; Freshman Football 1; Varsity Basketball 3, 4 (Captain); Frosh Basketball (Captain); J. V. Basketball (Captain); Varsity Spring Track 3; Little Hoya 3, 4*** Landon Rocks and Bowling Alley Assault — What a Night; Georgetown vs. Louisville — Who Won That Game Anyway?; Extinguisher; Summer of ‘82 — Total Spins (Rehobeth 10, 9...); Orioles vs. Red Sox — Who Won, Anyway?; Keg City Club (Treasurer) — 100 Kegs or Bust; redacted — I Survived the FFFFFFFourth of July; Renate Alumnius; Malibu Fan Club; Ow, Neatness 2, 3; Devil’s Triangle; Down Geezer, Easy, Spike, How ya’ doin’, Errr Ah; Rehobeth Police Fan Club (with Shorty); St. Michael’s...This is a Whack; redacted Fan Club; Judge — Have You Boofed Yet?; Beach Week Ralph Club — Biggest Contributor; redacted — Tainted Whack; redacted; Beach Week 3-107th Street; Those Prep Guys are the Biggest...; GONZAGA YOU’RE LUCKY.

--Brett Kavanaugh
FFFFFFFourth of July by Erca83 September 26, 2018

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Rage word near your parents
Me in game:*dies*
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