Farted

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A puff or loud nose coming from the anal area. Smelly and yet very amusing. Basking in the ambeince.

RJ: I totally farted the whole way here.
Tiffany: REALLY?
RJ: LIke 10 times!

Farted by Tiffany Nicoleeeee January 1, 2008

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Farted

To be Farted; Firmly press with the heel of your hand left to right and back across the belly. Start from the top of the belly around the abdomen and move down towards the belly button, you should fart by then.
Tina J.

My Honey farted me last night so I could go to sleep.

Farted by wydancer March 7, 2017

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Farted Shit

Farted Shit created by Benjamin Glasgow, Ryan Cangley, and Caleb Hendry

Farted Shit by fartedshitguy March 9, 2020

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Farted in the bed sheets

To severely mess things up with one's significant other. (This is a reference to a dutch oven)

Man I really farted in the bed sheets last night when I came home from work pissed off and took it out on my fiancee.

Farted in the bed sheets by Fallen_hero_06 August 14, 2008

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farted a can of pepsi

When you feel delighted in a way of dissatisfaction, loss, or redoing.

After I went to get a tacos de harina, and my stomach felt ill, I used the restroom to let it all out, ad then I farted a can of pepsi.

farted a can of pepsi by pluvuto February 9, 2021

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Farted In

To Fart In (something) (someone) ect,

Man: Hahaha, I farted in your mug!
Man2: Why, Discusting!

Farted In by That One Guy Thats Dead10101 March 26, 2021

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I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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