Fartedo 

A piece of feces that is expelled from the anus when passing gas.

I had to change my underwear after a huge fartedo in biology class today.

Fartedo by Dok December 29, 2019

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! 

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020

Fartdouken 

Cupping a fresh fart in your hands and throwing it in the manner of a Hadouken.

Mike: "Hey Rob"
Rob: "What?"
*Fartdouken*
Mike: "FARTDOUKEN!!!"

Fartdouken by Senor Wang November 23, 2010

fartador 

Like a matador but using the red cape or “muleta“ to whoosh away the farts as they are emitted.

That poor reeking fucker needs a fartador to accompany him wherever he goes.

fartador by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

I just farted 

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”

As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.

I just farted by goodlord! January 5, 2021

damn, she farted on my dick 

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid

"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

damn, she farted on my dick by theleroy27 February 17, 2017

Fartpedo 

Being 100% confident with yourself that you need to fart, so you push as hard as you can to do the best fart possible. But instead of farting, you shoot shit at a fast speed directly into ones underwear.

"May I please be excused From the dinner table"

"Yeah sure Aunty Tayla, are you alright?"

"Yeah but I just Fartpedoed and need to clean this creamy behemoth out of my pants"

Fartpedo by Bigstick_69__ September 7, 2016