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It has been so long since I have been laid, my fappatite is through the roof!
fappatite by Hungry Hipposaur March 11, 2014
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Fapatience 

The amazingly large amount of time one wastes waiting for porn to load.
"My mom says I have no patience, please. My Internet is 8 KB

per second... It takes me 20 min to load a 5 min porno. I have Fapatience!!"
Fapatience by Gbman33 September 29, 2012
An insanly high apetite to fap
A: Oh, dude, oh got this sick ass fapetite coming BE RIGHT BACK!
B: Okey bro, fap good
fapetite by LarsTheHolyWankeh November 13, 2013
Your Appitite for fapping
Guy 1: I was about to beat off earlier but then I say my dad naked

Guy 2: Ehh that’s Disgusting

Guy 1: yeah I totally lost my Fappatite
Fappatite by LiamM33 December 10, 2017

Fapatizer 

Fapatizer- noun.

Some source of visual, auditory or physical stimulus that entices you to reach down, work up a massive erection and "Fap" it until orgasm.
"I was scrolling through the galleries on my phone, and came across my Fapatizer folder........ Then came across my belly a few minutes later."
Fapatizer by shotgun shippy March 29, 2017
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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