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FALS
FALS- stands for ''fuck are lifes'' to describe you and your friend or girls sitution of life of living or just stupid annoying factors of your lifes together
Guy- man I can believe I can see my girlfriend cuz I don't have a car or money
Girl-I have a car but it's broken and I have money but I have to help my mom
Guy and Girl- FALS
Girl-I have a car but it's broken and I have money but I have to help my mom
Guy and Girl- FALS
FALS by Shootinstar1994bitches July 8, 2011
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FALS
America's Dirt Track located in Fairbury, Illinois.
The workers are great people, and its greatly taken care of.
If you love dirt racing come to town!
The workers are great people, and its greatly taken care of.
If you love dirt racing come to town!
FALS by racingchick June 18, 2014
false 9
A false 9 is a position in football/soccer. The player playing false 9 position is normally a striker who drops back to the midfield to disturb the defender of opponents by drawing out players, and with good passings, and dribbling.
false 9 by Why Do U Care What I'm Called May 17, 2020
Falsehood
*debate time*
Virgil: your mom is preposterous
Thomas: ok lets leave the moms out of this considering that neither of you have a mother.
Virgil: if she did exist, she’d be preposterous and pointless
Logan: FALSEHOOD!!!
Virgil: your mom is preposterous
Thomas: ok lets leave the moms out of this considering that neither of you have a mother.
Virgil: if she did exist, she’d be preposterous and pointless
Logan: FALSEHOOD!!!
Falsehood by Alexander Hamilton (Nonstop) April 21, 2019
Falsetivity
Falsetivity by Zie016 September 17, 2013
False Start
When someone is still hung up on their EX, while dating another person creating a false sense of reality....and giving the new relationship a bogus, False Start.
I specifically asked you if you were over your EX, and you told me yes......then i find you still writing poems about him, and wishing him happy birthday, when you ruined mine. That is a complete False Start to our relationship, and you wonder why we struggled ?
False Start by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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