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Falls
An argumentative, lifer who habitually molests small Afghan children. Known throughout Kandahar as a "boy's man" aka "chai-man".
Hey you know my neighbor was required by law to knock on everyones door in the neighborhood saying how he is Falls.
Falls by handsdownpants March 22, 2012
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Falls Village, Connecticut
A teensy weensey town located in the magical land of the Housatonic river valley of New England. Only the most magnificent people reside there. It is also the ginger capital of the east coast, and a safe-house to many a red-headed step-child. The town boasts an impressive business district consisting of a liquor store, a weekend cafe and a newly opened general store that will probably close soon because no one actually knows about it. There is also a gas station. It's tourist attractions include an abandoned caboose on Main Street and the world-famous Oreo Cows on the Kellogg farm. Those who hail from this diminutive hamlet stand proud, as there are increasingly fewer of them. The town's population is said to stand at approximately one-thousand, but this number is made up largely of Newyorkers who only own summer homes in the F-Vizzle. They drive poorly and are often silently cussed out by the locals, so they don't really count.
-Where are you from?
-Falls Village, Connecticut.
-Falls Village Connecticut??! Land of the Gingers?! Can I have your autograph??!
-Falls Village, Connecticut.
-Falls Village Connecticut??! Land of the Gingers?! Can I have your autograph??!
Falls Village, Connecticut by aplate December 3, 2010
Falls Church City
Yes, we may only be two square miles in size, but our population exceeds 10,000 and it takes approximately 10-15 minutes to get from one side of town to the other, depending on traffic. Nonetheless, we are the city where, literally, everybody knows your name. You grew up with the same kids, you know everyone's past; who they've dated, what grade they received on their last test, what street they live on and how many dogs their family owns. Our only high school is George Mason (not to be confused with George Mason University), and is one of the highest ranked in the country; despite being public, the typical graduating class is below 200. When asked where you live, DC is the most accurate response, seeing as we are 7 miles from the Nation's Capital...saying Northern Virginia simply doesn't do it justice (a commonly abused and over-used phrase). We know what the Metro is, and we use it too. Liberal, diverse (in our acceptance of all cultures), filled with opportunity, what's not to love? You are 5 minutes away, both directions, from anything and everything you need. It's fabulous, I love it, and I couldn't imagine growing up anywhere other than Falls Church, the city I call home.
Person A: Where are you From?
FCC Resident: Northern Virginia
Person A: Me too! I'm From Manassas.
FCC Resident: I'm 7 minutes away from DC...and I don't have a southern accent!
FCC Resident: Northern Virginia
Person A: Me too! I'm From Manassas.
FCC Resident: I'm 7 minutes away from DC...and I don't have a southern accent!
Falls Church City by Mark April 13, 2005
Falls Church
City located 7 miles from DC, seconds from I 495, I 66, and the Dulles Toll Road. One of the richest counties in the United States. Falls Church has everything you need in it 5 minutes at the most from your house. Falls Church aka the FC.
kid from Falls Church: hey where you from i havent seen you around here?
kid from Alexandria: Im from Alexandria, i go to TC
kid from Falls Church: yo get the fuck outta here
kid from Alex.: no way man
(gets punhced in the face)
kid from Falls Church: Welcome to the FC, bitch!
kid from Alexandria: Im from Alexandria, i go to TC
kid from Falls Church: yo get the fuck outta here
kid from Alex.: no way man
(gets punhced in the face)
kid from Falls Church: Welcome to the FC, bitch!
Falls Church by vaisforlovers May 16, 2006
Falls Church High School
Falls Church High School, aka FCHS, is the smallest public school in Fairfax County. Widely known as the "ghetto school" it's still a part of one of the richest counties in the nation and it shows. Located on Jaguar Trail, FCHS is the home of the Jaguars and has a HUGE variety of students of different cultures, religions, and beliefs. Overall, a true melting pot typical of nova.
guy 1: Man, Falls Church High School is a ghetto ass school!
guy 2: Naw, dude, it's chill I went there!
guy 2: Naw, dude, it's chill I went there!
Falls Church High School by wordmonkey2232 March 4, 2011
Falls City
worst shithole in texas
most whitetrash inbred city i have ever been too
armpit of america
skidmark on the underpants of society
unpronouncable last names
gnarly guys
ugly ass dykes
fed home grown corn
not to mention their mascot is a beaver
DAM THE BEAVERS
most whitetrash inbred city i have ever been too
armpit of america
skidmark on the underpants of society
unpronouncable last names
gnarly guys
ugly ass dykes
fed home grown corn
not to mention their mascot is a beaver
DAM THE BEAVERS
A typical Falls City conversation
"Hey lets go braid our hair"
" sorry im goin to have sex with my cousin jim hojiswallor"
" ok well ill just go try to spell my last name"
"Hey lets go braid our hair"
" sorry im goin to have sex with my cousin jim hojiswallor"
" ok well ill just go try to spell my last name"
Falls City by Austinchick8 February 6, 2010
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