Falls City

worst shithole in texas
most whitetrash inbred city i have ever been too
armpit of america
skidmark on the underpants of society
unpronouncable last names
gnarly guys
ugly ass dykes
fed home grown corn

not to mention their mascot is a beaver

DAM THE BEAVERS

A typical Falls City conversation
"Hey lets go braid our hair"
" sorry im goin to have sex with my cousin jim hojiswallor"
" ok well ill just go try to spell my last name"