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F.M.O.T.B.
Five Minutes Off The Boat. An immigrant, can be either legal or illegal, which can't speak English and is totally uneducated in American customs.
When I heard the 64-QAM inverted UPC Morse code coming out of those people in the store, I knew they were F.M.O.T.B.
F.M.O.T.B. by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
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F.M.O.T. • F.M.O.T.B. • t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d. • T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B • R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O. • J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M • M.F.P.O.T.Y • L.M.G.D.O.Y.T.Y.C.O.M.F • a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f. • G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I
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This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.
This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch. why you took me off the mother fukin schedule with yo tryflin dirty white racist ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch, i'm comin up there and imma beat the fuck out of you...
t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d. by That_Dysphoric_Bitch March 31, 2020
J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M
J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with
J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M by AnnoyedbyBRBS June 10, 2022
R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O.
how you write rotflmao or roflmao if you are one of the people who uses capslock a lot, and also you are an illiterate artard
Geekuser1: R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O.
Scott: what?
Geekuser1: R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O!!!!ONE!!!111!!
Some_Dude: ..laughing ass my off?
Geekuser1: :(
Scott: goddamn, you really are an idiot
Scott: what?
Geekuser1: R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O!!!!ONE!!!111!!
Some_Dude: ..laughing ass my off?
Geekuser1: :(
Scott: goddamn, you really are an idiot
R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O. by hardnrg November 7, 2006
R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O.
"If I was a bum, i'd save my money and buy vitamens"
"haha...ROTFLAMO"
its more of an action than a word
"haha...ROTFLAMO"
its more of an action than a word
R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O. by heathermichelle December 3, 2003
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