F.A.S.A

1. Female Athletic Social Activity

Acronym used to speek of female athletic activities because they do not qualify as sports. Due to there lack of overall ability and general excitment. Also practices and games especially at the highschool level consist mostly of doing nothing but gossip and creating lame disingenuous cheers.

Jennie: "Did you catch the girls basketball game last night?"

Dan: "Girls basketball is a F.A.S.A, so I did not watch, I watched mens ping pong because it is actually a real sport."

F.A.S.A by Dubuddman March 15, 2006

F.A.B.A.S.A. 

fat ass bad ass skinny ass

you are a F.A.B.A.S.A.

F.A.B.A.S.A. by Fuck a Goat August 3, 2007

A.S.A.F.P. 

As Soon As Fucking Possible

Get your ass down here A.S.A.F.P.

A.S.A.F.P. by asdfqwer1234 January 15, 2009

H.F.A.S. 

Have Fun And Smile acronym.

I know it's out of the norm, but, H.F.A.S..

H.F.A.S. by emilejfagerstromiv April 25, 2019

F.A.S.T. 

Fucking ask someone twat!

Origin: Hat Films

popular acronym with the three chaps.

Geoff: Hey guys, you know where I can get some booze?
Derell: F.A.S.T. nigga.
Geoff: What?
Derell: Fucking ask someone twat!

F.A.S.T. by Anonymous Haater October 12, 2013

F/A/S/T 

Used in certain "Right Leaning" political groups online. Deceptively not an acronym, the meaning literally is to go faster because one wishes to accelerate to the inevitable "Collapse". After which comes the rebuilding of the traditional structures of society (but with technology and spirituality/magic perfectly integrated).

Then to call anything F/A/S/T means it has any of these concept implicit in it. I.e. a picture of a knight/samurai but holding a machine gun. Or really anything with an archeofuturist aesthetic.

Bruh did you read the manifesto of the recent school shooter? It was F/A/S/T as F*ck!

F/A/S/T by Captainwillies December 16, 2019

F.A.S.

Feline Assassination Squad. A non profit organization keeping cats in check by any means necessary. F.A.S. is always on the scene when a cat is breaking the law or putting any human in danger. Cats that are dealt with by F.A.S. are usually never heard from again. F.A.S. is worldwide and always expanding seeking any individual willing to "do what needs to be done" to keep mankind safe from these cats who think they are above the law. To join please submit a resume at your nearest F.A.S. headquarters.

F.A.S. is similar to the dog catcher, but for cats

F.A.S. by SlothTAS July 25, 2009