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Feline Assassination Squad. A non profit organization keeping cats in check by any means necessary. F.A.S. is always on the scene when a cat is breaking the law or putting any human in danger. Cats that are dealt with by F.A.S. are usually never heard from again. F.A.S. is worldwide and always expanding seeking any individual willing to "do what needs to be done" to keep mankind safe from these cats who think they are above the law. To join please submit a resume at your nearest F.A.S. headquarters.
F.A.S. is similar to the dog catcher, but for cats
F.A.S. by SlothTAS July 25, 2009
Words you can keep
F.A.S.- Fuck ass shit. Generally a person who acts like a fuck ass and shits on everyhting else. Your typical rich white chedda mother fucker.Or a person that just doesnt give a shit about anything. Work any retail job and your sure to cross one.
That last customer was a real f.a.s. spent 2 hours helping him and he didn't buy anything.

Anyone that stays on there cell phone while you are trying to talk to them is a real f.a.s.
F.A.S. by T.M.C.C. March 13, 2008
Did you see that new anime that was a reverse harem? One girl and a bunch of guys, no one wants to see that F.A.S.
F.A.S. by GrandMarky February 21, 2018
Fetal Attack Squad. All members are considered gods in most small countries like, well, canada and france mostly. initiations are secret(icyhot on ur balls) but very entertaining to watch ppl scream in pain. if u want to start a branch of the F.a.S contact me at though definitions of F.a.S. All french and candian half breed french mutts are excluded from this offer because we dotn allow hardcore fairies like that in.
Chadahooch, Suzie, Rieffer, Jibbs, Joo, Kip Fu, Squeeks, Itzakadoozie, Ham-L, Pickle 5-0, Rouge Leader, and Nasty Buttler
F.a.S by Urban Dictionary June 5, 2003
F.A.S stands for Fat Arses of Society. People will huge arses, mostly bigger than the rest of their body.
Miss Rose knew one day she would become president of the F.A.S, because everyone knew she was the biggest!.. "Wow maybe i should go shake this on the dance floor"
F.A.S by Reaper the Grim September 12, 2006
Chadahooch, Nasty Butler, Susie, Reiffer, Itzacadoozie, Squeek, Kip Fu, Jibbs, Pickle 5-0, Ham-L, Rogue Leader, Swiss, Joo...
F.a.S by F.a.S June 2, 2003
F.A.S means "fancy a shag"
hey hun f.a.s later on
f.a.s by Lightning Rose January 7, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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