Eyota

A town filled with rednecks and old people

There is nothing to do except sit around and get fatter with age

In conclusion this place blows

Shitty town aka Eyota

Eyota by TysonSmith October 15, 2008

Eyota, MN 

A very small town SE of Rochester, MN with a population of around 1700 people. recreation in the town usually consists of disc golf, pot, and alcohol. There is One high school in the town made up of an extremely non-diverse group of students. the town really seems to have a knack for nothing changing and going absolutely no where. this small town has a large dependence on rochester; most parents work at IBM or Mayo Clinic. most youth claim that there is nothing to do and often head to rochester in hopes of finding something to occupy the extreme amounts of free time. In the end the town is largely ignored, having nothing in it worth while.

Where are you from?" "Eyota, MN" "What's yota?" "It's a town." "oh. never heard of it..."

Eyota, MN by trinketmaster69 February 26, 2011

EOTA

An acronym for "explosion of the ass". Simply put, it's when a volatile mix of food is consumed, resulting in a combination of explosive diarrhea and an extended loud and particularly smelly fart. Imagine eating a combination of hot wings, pizza and greasy cheeseburgers and the negative effects on the digestive tract. EOTAs can also result in the destruction of underwear, forcing one to go "commando" for the remainder of the day.

Jack went out with his buddies and treated himself to twenty sliders, onion rings and fries and frozen custard. Shortly thereafter he made a beeline to the toilet, where he had a nuclear EOTA that rendered the rest room uninhabitable for a week.

EOTA by joseph blough June 12, 2021

eyetalian 

The way a hick says "italian"

want some eyetalian dressing on that salad?

eyetalian by ajm81 August 22, 2008

egotainment 

N. entertainment provided by an individual whose sole purpose is self-indulgent and the glorification of the "personality" doing the entertaining.

Whenever I want a healthy dose of egotainment, I watch Tyra, Geraldo, Oprah or any American Idolatry.

egotainment by Stanky August 24, 2006

Exotard 

People with an inability to eliminate "xo" from their written correspondence, particularly in signatures.

Can't wait to see you! xoxo I'm an exotard!

Exotard by ponypossy February 19, 2009

Eyoab

A very beautiful man

Dylan is an Eyoab

Eyoab by •___• February 3, 2021