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eyetalian
"Yo, why was that guy at the pizzeria such a douchebag?"
"Oh, cut him some slack, he's just an eyetalian.
"Oh, cut him some slack, he's just an eyetalian.
eyetalian by Mudda Asshore January 5, 2016
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George Bush prefers eyetalians because he is a racist.
eyetalian by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020
Eyetalian Stallion
Eyetalian Stallion by TYRONE! January 20, 2019
Eye-talian
Do you want Eye-talian dressing on your salad?
No, I want Italian dressing on my salad, after my dinner.
No, I want Italian dressing on my salad, after my dinner.
Eye-talian by Alpino October 28, 2020
epitaliangiophobia
"I hate the ride Splash Mountain in Disney World."
"Why?"
"Epitaliangiophobia."
"Oh, I gotcha. That woodpecker's pretty fuckin' scary"
"Why?"
"Epitaliangiophobia."
"Oh, I gotcha. That woodpecker's pretty fuckin' scary"
epitaliangiophobia by aannoonnyymmoouussss May 23, 2009
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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