eyetalian 

The way a hick says "italian"

want some eyetalian dressing on that salad?

eyetalian by ajm81 August 22, 2008

eyetalian 

A schmuck of Italian ancestry.

Usually in the mafia, and/or from Staten Island, New York.

"Yo, why was that guy at the pizzeria such a douchebag?"

"Oh, cut him some slack, he's just an eyetalian.

eyetalian by Mudda Asshore January 5, 2016

eyetalian 

eyetalian is how retards say italian

are you eyetalian. no, im italian

eyetalian by CockityWockity November 23, 2021

eyetalian 

An Italian with blue eyes.

George Bush prefers eyetalians because he is a racist.

eyetalian by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020

Eyetalian Stallion 

When she got a yeast infection and then cums in your eye

Melanie just gave me an eyetalian stallion

Eyetalian Stallion by TYRONE! January 20, 2019

Eye-talian 

An Italian in Montana, Wyoming, & Texas I suppose.

Do you want Eye-talian dressing on your salad?
No, I want Italian dressing on my salad, after my dinner.

Eye-talian by Alpino October 28, 2020

epitaliangiophobia

The fear of talking animals

"I hate the ride Splash Mountain in Disney World."
"Why?"
"Epitaliangiophobia."
"Oh, I gotcha. That woodpecker's pretty fuckin' scary"

epitaliangiophobia by aannoonnyymmoouussss May 23, 2009