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A desolate wasteland full of terrorists and monkeys masquerading as people. Eyeran will one day bomb the crap out of US and kill every inhabitant in this country.
Eyeran just bombed the US and seventy gazillion Americans. Eyeran is victorious!
Eyeran by chubak March 16, 2022
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eyecandygasm 

the idea or belief that someone or something is so attractive and/or appealing that they cause an orgasm to the eyesight
"Did you see that hot guy just walk by? He was such an eyecandygasm" <3

"I know! if only such eyecandygasmic guys existed at our school'
eyecandygasm by punkchick7 January 1, 2012
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Someone who is pleasing to the eye.
Beatrice Nunzi is an eyecandy, she heals my cataracts.
Eyecandy by Skyline5731 September 30, 2017
eyerape is the equivalent of earrape for your eyes
A: “yo what you doing?”
B: “I’m on Discord
A: “yo dude wtf, is that light mode? that shit’s eyerape at it’s finest”
eyerape by Taco Kid Guy IDK July 30, 2020

Eyerassing 

Harassing someone with your eyes. Example; starring and obviously admiring a persons body as they walk past you.
He’s just standing there eyerassing every woman who walks by.
Eyerassing by MF Chuck January 27, 2020
When someone checks you out for an extended period of time.
Laurie: "Ann Marie, that creepy guy just totally eyeraped you."

Ann Marie: "I'm never wearing a skirt again."
eyerape by Grant Tucker May 22, 2008

Eyelander 

The sword which is available to use by the Demoman from TF2.
It's name is a pun for "highlander".
The sword itself is possessed by head-thirsty spirits.

focusing on a mostly good scenario,followed by a loud "trap" with ungodly sounds, gay rape messages and sometimes settings changing code.
The dog goes woof,
Eyelander goes,"headssss"
Eyelander by trollforce123 December 16, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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