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heals can crit 

Heals genral are ment to HEAL, but in late 2007, on Madoran server (World of Warcraft) a group on Battleground players came into the Trade_chat and started talking the concept of "Crit heals"

A Crit heal is a MASSIVE heal, that is usely maxed, and higher then normal. The term crit itself means Critical : which in turn uselly refers to damage. That is why ppl still argue over the term Heal Crit or Crit heal, is appropriate to use and describe a massive heal.
Heals can crit, anytime.

Heals can crit with a high lvl player only.

heals can crit, bottom line.

chuck norris even knows Heals can crit.
heals can crit by Saruwatari Taiki January 21, 2008

She Heals Everything

A live-only song performed by Porter Robinson. Also called Shepherdess but not to be confused with the original unreleased 2012 mix.
She Heals Everything is one of the greatest songs in Worlds Live.
She Heals Everything by kurtsiberrg September 16, 2019

cooling my heals 

Man, I started off my morning of work and ran out of interviews. Now, I'm just cooling mu heals until my LCO meets up with me to get the rest for the day.

He/She's just cooling her heals for the afternoon.

All that bad mouthing about peoples downfalls and some just really don't get caught up in the game like that and cool them heals until the smoke clears.

My guy said he had to meet a man about a dog. Just cooling my heals until dude man decides to get back with me on the last order.

Big Heals 

When playing an MMORPG like World of Warcraft, you may be tempted to use heals that aren't big. This is a grave mistake. Use the biggest heals you have and you will win. If you lose, clearly you weren't using big enough heals.
Arcanemight: Big Heals, big heals!
Big Heals by Not Arcanemight August 13, 2009

the cut that never heals 

A vagina. The lips opening of the vagina looks like a cut and it never closes (literally at least)
Here's to the cut that never heals, the more you rub it, the better it feels. You can soap it, scrub it and wash it to hell but you can never get rid of that cod-fish smell.

Time Heals All Wounds But Time Leaves the Nastiest Scars 

Time is able to heal everything but there is always a reminder of the pain suffered. Also a bar. From me.
Time heals all wounds but time leaves the nastiest scars
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