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eyeballer 

Used originally for people using the website goeyeball.com to price monitor items and save money during the recession of 2009. A more broad definition as someone who knows how to save and keeps an eye on sales.
You're such an awesome eyeballer! How much you save?
eyeballer by chensi February 8, 2009

there goes Mr Bunny’s eyeballs 

Something my seriously sadistic older brother used to say to get me to be quiet or to behave, in a multitude of scenarios, throughout my life.
Oh no, there goes Mr Bunny’s eyeballs all over the interstate!

eyeballed 

Getting stared at or being checked out or observed. Getting looked at really hard.
I just got eyeballed by that dude for checking out his chick. Theyre eyeballing me like I'm some kind of alien. stink eye
eyeballed by heydogger December 7, 2013

Dicked in the eyeballs 

Another way of calling someone:

1. Idiotic, stupid, not too clever.
2. Insane, crazy.
"“Clark: I think you're all dicked in the eyeballs. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn\ smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a [moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

Juju Eyeballs 

When your eyes become tired, red, and/or bloodshot after smoking weed . A reference to a line from "Come Together" by The Beatles .
Mark: "Yo, I hope someone brought eye drops. We gotta go get some food and I'm afraid of getting caught."

Billy: "I hope so too. I got mad Juju Eyeballs right now."

Eyeballed it

banking term; used to describe a situation where you make a guestimate by looking at it (eg. a stack of change or wad of bills) and being precise about the amount.
Dude! That's $536.78.. whoa, I'm right! I totally eyeballed it!!!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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