Eyeballess

Adj. without eyeballs, usually only necessary for things that usually have eyeballs

Holy shit no I don't know how it saw us! IT'S EYEBALLESS!

by silvermorph October 22, 2011

eyeballer

Used originally for people using the website goeyeball.com to price monitor items and save money during the recession of 2009. A more broad definition as someone who knows how to save and keeps an eye on sales.

You're such an awesome eyeballer! How much you save?

by chensi February 8, 2009

there goes Mr Bunny’s eyeballs

Something my seriously sadistic older brother used to say to get me to be quiet or to behave, in a multitude of scenarios, throughout my life.

Oh no, there goes Mr Bunny’s eyeballs all over the interstate!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

eyeballed

Getting stared at or being checked out or observed. Getting looked at really hard.

I just got eyeballed by that dude for checking out his chick. Theyre eyeballing me like I'm some kind of alien. stink eye

by heydogger December 7, 2013

Dicked in the eyeballs

Another way of calling someone:

1. Idiotic, stupid, not too clever.
2. Insane, crazy.

"“Clark: I think you're all dicked in the eyeballs. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn\ smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

by Good Lord Odis July 8, 2020

Juju Eyeballs

When your eyes become tired, red, and/or bloodshot after smoking weed . A reference to a line from "Come Together" by The Beatles .

Mark: "Yo, I hope someone brought eye drops. We gotta go get some food and I'm afraid of getting caught."

Billy: "I hope so too. I got mad Juju Eyeballs right now."

by Netflix and Grill August 3, 2019

Eyeballed it

banking term; used to describe a situation where you make a guestimate by looking at it (eg. a stack of change or wad of bills) and being precise about the amount.

Dude! That's $536.78.. whoa, I'm right! I totally eyeballed it!!!

by bank n a crack May 4, 2010