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Sober Eye Dog
A dog trained to guide his master when the master becomes extremely intoxicated on alcohol or other drugs. The dog aids the master in continuing to function as if he were still a sober human being. Similar to a seeing eye dog but the people for whom the sober eye dog assists are fucked up drug heads and not actually blind.
Jim: I am afraid John is too fucked up to make his walk home.
George: Fuck that he has his sober eye dog to show him the way.
George: Fuck that he has his sober eye dog to show him the way.
Sober Eye Dog by larrydurango May 11, 2010
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seeing-eye dog
While giving yourself a retarded stranger your hand may need a little guidance or extra power. When aid is given by the prominant hand by grabbing the wrist a seeing-eye dog is being preformed.
While Joe was giving himself a retarded stranger his forearm began to cramp and he was forced to do a seeing-eye dog to finish.
seeing-eye dog by Duff McGee December 4, 2005
seeing eye dog
"hey man, you're my seeing eye dog. is that girl hot?"
"yea i guess if you like slam pigs"
"alright thanks man im goin for it"
"yea i guess if you like slam pigs"
"alright thanks man im goin for it"
seeing eye dog by cfwest November 3, 2012
Dog Eye
During the Vietnam war, the Americans would call us Asians chimp eyed, after a while we got fed up with the racism and started calling them dog eyed since they had round eyes. Basically a racist term used against anyone thats not Asian.
Dog Eye by AnonymousCharlie October 27, 2010
Dog Eye
Dog Eye by MoneyMunoz April 4, 2019
dog eye
dog eye by scarah nogger April 5, 2004
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