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Tech Extremism 

Tech Extremism is an ideology based on three main ideas, the consumption of rare earth metals, striving to decrease the GDP of several developing countries (especially Mongolia), and destroying revolutionary concepts such as silkworm farming and non-combustion engines. It was started by three men of unknown origin who were tasked with transporting a large amount of titanium for a secret government project. Khyrsos quickly rose through the ranks to become the most powerful Tech Extremist, he is currently hunting down Luca Maxim with the collaboration of Zara Employees to stop him from consulting with sentient animals. Khyrsos's connections to the secret corporation "La Vache" are still being studied. Tech Extremists are also dedicated to stealing valuable and productive uncles from developing countries, such as Mongolia and Kazakhstan. Uncle theft is being addressed mainly by Luca Maxim and his squad of sentient animal beings Gerald, Mateo, Jicheal, and Franco. This group of Anti-Tech Extremists is constantly finding ways to speed up the de-centralized procurement of vacuum cleaner parts, found gecko sanctuaries, participate in illegal bug fights, improve Morrocan sandboarding, boost the GDP of Mongolia, obtain Mongolian Fishing Boots (MFB), and most importantly, destroy Tech Extremism worldwide.
Tech Extremism is the most dangerous secret ideology, founded by Khyrsos.

"Khyrsos is now the most powerful Tech Extremist, he must be stopped"
Tech Extremism by one_rusty_boi January 9, 2023

extratize 

when something has been so largely exaggerated, you don't even wanna listen to the exaggerator anymore. ever.

often done with a wagging finger to a captive audience.
nurse: don't you believe that moses was handed the ten commandments and that they were the word of god and all gays will be killed come judgement day and if you smoke spliffs you are really damned an' the only way to save yourself is to go to church sundays an' you betta be lookin' fiiine while your there or satan gon git yo' wicked, sorry ass...

patient: no need to extratize. i already know what you's about.
extratize by shanipriya August 14, 2010

extratesticle 

NOUN : A male with 3 testicles instead of 2.

NOUN (2) : The third testicle in such a position.

NOUN (3) : Slang for extraterrestrial.
Extratesticles are normal people like you and I. You would never know someone was an extratesticle if you saw them walking down the street.
extratesticle by Echoside March 31, 2005

Binary Extremism

Some people are very organized and structured and see the world in a very binary, allegedly logical, way. However sometimes the yes / no binary response is laced with a ranting tirade which defies logic and pushes the binary decision into the realm of ridiculousness. Indeed, the very goal of a binary person being able to make clear decisions becomes clouded when binary extremism takes over, and the person's opinion, decision, argument etc. is rendered moot.
My normally logical co-worker often lapses into fits of binary extremism when annoyed by a customer.
Binary Extremism by SydneyElBurro November 10, 2009

global struggle against extremism 

Our secratery of defense Donald Rumsfeld's new name for what used to be our war on terror. Probably used because its better to lose a struggle than a war, and terror makes people scared, whereas extremism sounds like something on espn6.
Yes!!! at last the war on terror has ended! Let the global struggle against extremism begin!

Extracism 

The act bringing someone down a notch when they’re being extra.
This queen needs to tone it down and come back to planet earth! Bitch needs an extracism.
Extracism by moonlizard March 10, 2018