excaliber 

A king-of-the-hill type game played on a mound of dirt put on a baseball diamond before it is raked out.
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A shovel is stuck on the top of the dirt mound, and everyone playing gathers around home plate. A prophet is declared, this should be the most reasonable person of the group. Then everyone runs, jumps, kicks, punches and does whatever possible to be the first to claim excaliber from the top of the dirt pile. Once excaliber is claimed, the prophet may decide to reset the game, or continue with king-of-the-hill while the king has a shovel to defend him or herself.

"Damnit, Sherman won excaliber again! Joel's in the hospital now!"

excaliber by isfos September 14, 2008

Excaliber 

A famous side-arm carried by great leaders, and which can only be removed from its holster by those worthy of its ownership.

In "The Outlaw", Pat Garrett tries to trick Billy the Kid into giving him his famous Excalibers, but ends up with just a pair of useless revolvers from which he himself had removed the firing-pins.

Excaliber by QuacksO March 4, 2019

excalibur dick 

Is when one posses the almighty cock. Presented to thee who'm found worthy of such sexual prowess, Rules the ovaries far beyond Camelot. His sword, renown through the ages for being a source of strength & pleasure, a descendent of Author himself, can only weild such powerful cockery.

She begged for the tits of the round table to be ravaged by Excalibur...

She received that medieval dicking, that true rule, Excalibur dick.
Renown for giving that true Excalibur caliber.

Unfettered by trivial masculinity, Alexis only responds to pleasure from that EXCALIBUR DICK.

excalibur dick by Excalibur caliber October 23, 2015

Excaliburd Battlehawk 

Born to the Arch Duke of Soulard and twice knighted by the Duchess of St. Louis City and County, Excaliburd Battlehawk is the most supreme sportsman in all the lands. He honors the ancient code of the Battlehawk Warriors tasked with forever guarding that which they hold most dear, The Dome.

Excaliburd Battlehawk once Ka Kawed and Chuck Norris flew over.

Excaliburd Battlehawk by BIG BIRD Battlehawk March 2, 2020

Excalibong 

A bong of such great power, the likes of which has never been seen before. Can only be used by a good knoght for good purpose.

"knights of the round table, behold... EXCALIBONG!"

Excalibong by Angus May 20, 2004

Dump Excalibur 

A dump equivalent to the feeling of standing atop a large mountain with a 2 handed sword held with 1 hand pointed at the sky screaming "EXXXCCCAALLIIBBUURR"

In the midst of a Dump Excalibur, I thought I stabbed a seagull with my thought to be real sword, but instead punched the ceiling.

Dump Excalibur by theanaljoust September 25, 2006

Excalibur 

What the lady of the lake presented to Arthur, King of the Britains.
The who?
The Britains.
Who're the Britains?
You - I - We all are!
And I am your king.
Well I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings
Oh, well I could be king then.

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no base for a system of government. Let's face it: If I went around saying I was emperor because some broad launched a scimitar at me, they'd cart me away!

Excalibur by emiolie February 24, 2004