A king-of-the-hill type game played on a mound of dirt put on a baseball diamond before it is raked out.
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A shovel is stuck on the top of the dirt mound, and everyone playing gathers around home plate. A prophet is declared, this should be the most reasonable person of the group. Then everyone runs, jumps, kicks, punches and does whatever possible to be the first to claim excaliber from the top of the dirt pile. Once excaliber is claimed, the prophet may decide to reset the game, or continue with king-of-the-hill while the king has a shovel to defend him or herself.
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A shovel is stuck on the top of the dirt mound, and everyone playing gathers around home plate. A prophet is declared, this should be the most reasonable person of the group. Then everyone runs, jumps, kicks, punches and does whatever possible to be the first to claim excaliber from the top of the dirt pile. Once excaliber is claimed, the prophet may decide to reset the game, or continue with king-of-the-hill while the king has a shovel to defend him or herself.
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The who?
The Britains.
Who're the Britains?
You - I - We all are!
And I am your king.
Well I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings
Oh, well I could be king then.
The who?
The Britains.
Who're the Britains?
You - I - We all are!
And I am your king.
Well I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings
Oh, well I could be king then.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no base for a system of government. Let's face it: If I went around saying I was emperor because some broad launched a scimitar at me, they'd cart me away!
by emiolie February 24, 2004
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