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Epoophany 

The phenomenon of sitting down to have a poo and, whilst pooing having a brilliant idea also. A little bit like the Eureka moment famously experienced by Archimedes.
Archimedes: ...and so it just came to me in an epoophany, of course the toilet water rises cus its now full of poo! Eureka!

Archimedes' Chum: You should change it so it was just you in the bath, no one really likes poo.
Epoophany by Samanal P Janickels January 26, 2011
Related Words
Anything your mind wants it to be.

verb,noun,pronoun,adj,weird,etc;
Damn that bitch is an eboop.

Eboop on dat hoe.

What the eboop is going on.

Dude im so eboop right now.
eboop by Brenley Morrwinn March 21, 2008
Things didn't turn out the way you planned? It may be, if you look at it again, that life is conspiring to offer you something better. For example, our Turkey cruise got cancelled, and we ended up re-booking last minute on a better cruise at a cheaper price! It really did work out perfectly after all! Consider it to be a way of viewing the world, through EWOP lenses.
EWOP by Larz2 July 26, 2013

epoophany 

The act of having a sudden intuitive leap of understanding all while dropping a deuce.
Joe: Dude what took you so long?
Nate: I'm really sorry man, but I was taking this massive dump and it just came to me.
Joe: Wait what do you mean man?
Nate: I'm....I'm... Muslim
Joe: Wow man! You shit so hard you had an Epoophany!
Nate: Wow dude! Praise be Allah
epoophany by GinerShiner April 22, 2014
It combines the words excuse you and ew. Can express several different emotions at once.
Ewoou by Bkr13 January 10, 2019
The alter ego of hollywood. Living only for pleasure, even if means doing things that are not morally right. Promoting the lifestyle of players, cheaters, and toxic people online. People often living in Ewood, live under the fantasy that pleasure is the basis of all reason. This could also mean telling people that they will only be happy if they live this kind of lifestyle. Living in this lifestyle can me drinking recklessly, and making bad decisions. Or cheating on your significant other. It's the idea that when you get all the pleasure from doing the wrong things, that you will be happy. Just like people in hollywood want people to be rich like them and practice their lifestyle in order to be happy. The only difference is this is online.
Hey why don't you our online cult. We'll get other people to drink, shares nudes with each other even if we're taken. It'll be just like hollywood. Except, this online and it'll be fun.

Ewood is defined as promoting toxic behavior online.
Ewood by The Wise Guru January 19, 2021