epoophany

The act of having a sudden intuitive leap of understanding all while dropping a deuce.

Joe: Dude what took you so long?
Nate: I'm really sorry man, but I was taking this massive dump and it just came to me.
Joe: Wait what do you mean man?
Nate: I'm....I'm... Muslim
Joe: Wow man! You shit so hard you had an Epoophany!
Nate: Wow dude! Praise be Allah

by GinerShiner April 22, 2014

epoophany

A sudden realization or "moment of clarity" you have while sitting on the toilet.

(Coming out of the bathroom) "OMG! I just had an epoophany!"

by diabolicalpanther October 24, 2008

Epoophany

The phenomenon of sitting down to have a poo and, whilst pooing having a brilliant idea also. A little bit like the Eureka moment famously experienced by Archimedes.

Archimedes: ...and so it just came to me in an epoophany, of course the toilet water rises cus its now full of poo! Eureka!

Archimedes' Chum: You should change it so it was just you in the bath, no one really likes poo.

by Samanal P Janickels January 26, 2011

Epoophany

The sudden and imparitive urge to take a massive shit.

Jenny: "MOTHER FUCKING DAMN SHIT! I'm in the midst of an epoophany."
Jack: "Hurry! Find a bathroom before your intestines explode!"
Jenny: "Can't. Go. Any. Further." *Shits in the street*

by realniggaJJB October 22, 2013

Epoophany

Having an epiphany while taking a dump

"Oh shit I just had an epoophany!" (no pun intended)

by Pincusfloyd January 01, 2009

Epoophany

A sudden "brilliant" realization that, upon reflection, turns out to be stupid (often immediately after you've shouted it out to everyone within earshot, or, worse, published it in a public forum).

"John had a really embarrassing epoophany in math class yesterday; he thought he'd figured out that all odd numbers were prime (because 3, 5, and 7 are) and tried to prove it in front of the whole class."

by Abrax March 28, 2008

Epoophany

The act of experiencing an epiphany whilst on the toilet.

*Beth returning from the bathroom*
Beth: Hey, Joe! I just had an epoophany! I now understand the meaning of life!!

by Mimmy Blanc January 20, 2012