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Ewaldo’s comes into your lives and leaves you astonished.

Once you’ll meet Ewaldo you already know that you’ll never be the same for the rest of your life.
His great personality combined with his smooth voice will make you his victim, leaving you with PTSD as soon as he disappear.

Their music taste are so awesome that you’ll stay in bed, dreaming about scenarios with him (mostly naked).

Kindness is their master word, so keep on your Ewaldo’s.
Omg I just met a guy named Ewaldo and now I want 5 babies.
Ewaldo by Sonny974 November 22, 2021
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Ewald's language of origin is Germanic and it is predominantly used in German. Two-element name derived from eo and wald which are of the meanings 'law, custom, right' and 'to rule' respectively. The name was borne by the Northumbrian brothers Saint Ewald the Black and Saint Ewald the Fair, who were missionaries in Frisia and north Germany. They were martyred in Old Saxony around 695. Variants of Ewald include Ewould (Dutch) and Ewout (Dutch).
You will never meet a man like Ewald
Ewald by .svr. March 5, 2011
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Ewald (or Eald) is a dude with extreme sex appeal and a sharp ass jawline which can cut ur eyes just by lookin at it. He is super sweet and smells amazing and has some damn hot muscles and underarms. Every girl with a relatively high IQ would wanna date such a man. He a snack af.
“them Russians be super hot and so nice”
“well yea my boyfriends name is Ewald and he is russian hah”
Ewald by HeiiZung October 28, 2018

EwanDoggie 

An excellent kid YouTuber with many friends eg. New Good Windows Boy, sentient, Finn gaming, Michealyeah4 YouTube, etc. He makes memes, Gumball videos, Gumball reactions, etc. He types "Like This". Whoever hates him is a Dream stan.
EwanDoggie is a c h a d.
EwanDoggie by Cosmic psycho June 24, 2022
A Ewald is a person with a heart of gold. Ewald's is the bestest friend you can ever ask for. He is the kind of person anyone will fall for. Ewald is a hard worker and never gives up. He love with all his heart and know what his heart wants. He will always be by your side through tick and tun. Brilliant sportsmanship and help's everyone. He is the best person you kan meet on earth.
Who is that handsome guy?
: it looks like a Ewald because look how he is helping everyone.
Ewald by Matthew Marks May 18, 2020
The master of everything that exists
And then Eraldo said let there be light ...
Eraldo by Legendary007EK November 22, 2021

EwanDoggie 

A Gumball stan that makes a bunch of memes. He has reached 1K subscribers or more. He reached 150K followers on TikTok, but got banned. His friends are “Finn gaming”, “New Good Windows Boy”, “Heck Man”, “@Michaelyeah4 YouTube”, and more.
EwanDoggie is a YouTuber.
EwanDoggie by Cosmic psycho June 16, 2022
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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