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Ednaldosexual 

Someone who is attracted to Ednaldo Pereira, a brazilian hero
oh god, i love Ednaldo Pereira!”

“well.... you are ednaldosexual”
Edwardo is a perfect guy. He's the sweetheart of guys and he knows how to treat a girl right. He can be a dick at times because he doesn't know what he's doing wrong, but he often redeems his actions by making the girl of his dreams happy again. Any girl would love to be with an Edwardo. He's got a great body and loves to be loved. He also is caring and lovable. He's faithful and trustworthy. He has good looks and can really make a girl happy!
Girl 1: did you see Edwardo today?
Girl 2: yeah I almost kissed him, but he rejected me

Girl 1: why?!
Girl 2: he told me he's faithful and loves his girlfriend and that he would never cheat on her
Girl 1: aww I wish I had an Edwardo for a boyfriend!
Edwardo by Babexo November 14, 2013

Ednaldo Pereira 

Ednaldo Pereira is the most powerful being to ever exist, the one who single handedly created the multiverse and the other gods such as Caramelo and Nego ney who later becomes his biggest enemy. Even with such powers, Ednaldo projects himself in a way we can comprehend and decided to live in Brazil with his own social media accounts to spread his musical talent to the world.
There is no one that is more powerful than Ednaldo Pereira.
Ednaldo Pereira by O TANTINHO April 12, 2022

Edwardo Squidwardo

This is a phrase you should never utter. This phrase conveys unadulterated, malignant hatred toward an individual. You must truly hate somebody to call them this.
Edwardo Squidwardo by 🆑🆎🆘 February 28, 2018

Edwardobessionitis 

The obession with the character Edward that attacks younger women and teenaged girls following the reading or viewing of the book/movie "Twilight."
Ned: "Kate has seen "Twilight" 6 times! AND she's already read the book TWICE!"

Robert: "Yeah I know... she suffers from Edwardobessionitis."
A man who owns a white van and kidnaps children but lives in Tijuana.
Kids don't go near that man selling candy he's an Edwardo
Edwardo by Staciye Millerere May 22, 2016