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Robert lewandowski
An absolute goal machine for the best club in the world bayern munchen also is married to a very pretty but scary karete women anna lewandowski and has to beautiful children klara and lara
Also is the man that got robbed of the ballon d'or
Also is the man that got robbed of the ballon d'or
Robert lewandowski by Mason mount lover 100 November 8, 2020
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Giving Lewandowski
I once walked in on @CLewandowski_ licking a dogs asshole while ferociously masturbating. That’s why eating dog ass is called “giving Lewandowski.”
Giving Lewandowski by Daemien Moo June 22, 2018
Lewandowski
John Smith: LEWANDOWSKI!
Joe Lewandowski: What?!?
John Smith: Nothing. I just love saying you name.
Joe Lewandowski: Yeah, it's awsome.
Joe Lewandowski: What?!?
John Smith: Nothing. I just love saying you name.
Joe Lewandowski: Yeah, it's awsome.
Lewandowski by Lewandowski,name,last,surname, October 16, 2008
Lewandowski
A baller of a player who ranks highest in footballing attributes and lowest in Luck.
His luck so bad, the Ballon D'or gets cancelled when he was to win. And the next year where he should have been given the justice by getting his due reward, he lost the award to, well, Messi. In India, we call it 'PANAUTI'
His luck so bad, the Ballon D'or gets cancelled when he was to win. And the next year where he should have been given the justice by getting his due reward, he lost the award to, well, Messi. In India, we call it 'PANAUTI'
Lewandowski by a123a123a December 1, 2021
pewandowski
A finished polish man who lives in the penalty area that also ghosts against big games. He will never see him against a big club. He is the notorious The ghost of Poland Pewandowski
Joe: my girlfriend didn't appear at our date at a fancy restaurant
Joe 2: your girlfriend is pewandowski?
Joe 2: your girlfriend is pewandowski?
pewandowski by Pessi X Penaldo April 2, 2023
lewandowski
1. a man usually over the age of 65 years old who pretends that he was in the military when he, in reality, was only a park ranger.
2. also tends to ramble on about the past and/or about their numerous state titles in the sports of baseball,football,or wrestling. And claim to have NEVER had a losing season.
3. this person also has never been acknowledged by anyone else for their "accomplishments"
4. a man who gets kicked out of their house by their "wife" most likely for their insanity. Usually forced to sleep in the teachers lounge or the janitor's closet. They also shower in the boy's locker room during their stay at the school.
2. also tends to ramble on about the past and/or about their numerous state titles in the sports of baseball,football,or wrestling. And claim to have NEVER had a losing season.
3. this person also has never been acknowledged by anyone else for their "accomplishments"
4. a man who gets kicked out of their house by their "wife" most likely for their insanity. Usually forced to sleep in the teachers lounge or the janitor's closet. They also shower in the boy's locker room during their stay at the school.
1. Give me four for the core! 1-2-3-4 WE LOVEEE THE MARINE CORE!
LOUDERRRR
2. Lewandowski: "Kids,if bad guys with assault weapons ever are outside those windows...we gotta be ready for them. It is myyy job to get you all out of here safely!"
LOUDERRRR
2. Lewandowski: "Kids,if bad guys with assault weapons ever are outside those windows...we gotta be ready for them. It is myyy job to get you all out of here safely!"
lewandowski by Bill Larry Mulcahey February 15, 2009
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