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Ebay is a large corporation with a lot of enemies around the world, resulting from its treatment of the customer (both buyers and sellers), near total lack of customer service, naked corporate greed, and corporate secrecy. The term "evilbay" has, not surprisingly, come into common usage when referring to the firm. It's commonly heard at flea markets and estate sales, and has become part of our modern culture. It clearly deserves to be officially added to urbandictionary.
"I got ripped off on evilbay yesterday. The seller sold me a fake gold Rolex for $3,700. I tried to get my money back but I couldn't even find evilbay's 800 number, as it is hidden from customers so as to reduce evilbay's customer service workload".
evilbay by ebaysucks July 29, 2009
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evil bad 

retarded evil. crude, clumsy, stupid, senseless unsophisticated evil.
learning disabled pedophile that freaks out and bashes his young victim in the head shrieking louder than she/he and then buries the remains only a foot deep in his mother's backyard marking it with a popsicle stick cross as if it were a cat and thinking everything is gonna be ok.

Ruth: Did you see that youtube clip of the girl whistling a happy tune while tossing puppies into the raging river?
Joan: I did, that's evil bad.
evil bad by Crinklydink October 21, 2010
I. Back-country Louisana trash
II. Gumbo-slurping corn-husking assmask
III. Staggeringly unfunny
"Man, Soul Plane was pretty evilbadz."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026