evilbay

Ebay is a large corporation with a lot of enemies around the world, resulting from its treatment of the customer (both buyers and sellers), near total lack of customer service, naked corporate greed, and corporate secrecy. The term "evilbay" has, not surprisingly, come into common usage when referring to the firm. It's commonly heard at flea markets and estate sales, and has become part of our modern culture. It clearly deserves to be officially added to urbandictionary.

"I got ripped off on evilbay yesterday. The seller sold me a fake gold Rolex for $3,700. I tried to get my money back but I couldn't even find evilbay's 800 number, as it is hidden from customers so as to reduce evilbay's customer service workload".

evilbay by ebaysucks July 29, 2009

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evilbyte

1337 h4x0r, this person is considered to be the most sexy male on earth.

evilbyte > you

evilbyte by evilbyte November 20, 2003

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EvilBad

Evil and bad; this combination is particularly loathsome when combined with any form of dairy or fiber-laden foods.

Also goes by the name "moe".

The smell that came out of her ass was both Evil and incredibly bad.

EvilBad by enigmoe March 5, 2005

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evilbadz

I. Back-country Louisana trash
II. Gumbo-slurping corn-husking assmask
III. Staggeringly unfunny

"Man, Soul Plane was pretty evilbadz."

evilbadz by AmericanHeritageDictionary April 10, 2005

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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