Euda's Syndrome is a psychological condition to where the person in question will ditch everyone of the same gender (either on IRC, MSN, Ventrilo, or real life) and start talking to the nearest gurl they encounter, regardless of prior plans with friends, the attractiveness of the girl, if she is taken, how bitchy or stupid she is, mental instability, et cetera...

A term coined from eudaemonistic_sob from totse, who has a severe case of the condition.

An example of Euda's Syndrome

<Yossarian> Hey Euda, what's up?
* xannex has joined #totse
<Euda> How goes the day, xannex? ;)
<xannex> I just got a new apartment.
<Euda> Sounds good, I'm looking for a new place myself.
<Yossarian> Fuck you, ignoring me you fucking prick.

"I was gonna hang out with my homeboys, but John started suffering from Euda's Syndrome at last minute. What a pussy whipped bitch."

Euda's Syndrome by John Yossarian August 27, 2007

Related Words

Eudaimonia • eudald • eudardo • Euda • Euda's Syndrome • Eudactyly • Eudaemon • Eudaimanate • Eudalis

Eudaimonia

Etymology: Greek Eu (good) daimon (spirit)
Best translated as "human fluorishing"
A core concept in Aristotelian ethics

Phil Tutes, "Eudaimonia, YOU-daimonia! YOUUUU-daimonia. YOUUU-DAIMONIA!!! (points finger at you)"

Eudaimonia by BootinCracklin May 20, 2015

Eudaimonia

The state of true happiness and fulfillment in life. Derived from prodigious introspection, retrospection, philosophizing, and self-acceptance.

Dude 1: Once I retire to the Bahamas, I will be able to reach eudaimonia.
Dude 2: All I need to reach eudaimonia is a Netflix and Chill with that cute girl next door who’ll play Zelda with me:
Dude 1: One man’s trash is another man’s treasure...

Eudaimonia by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Eudaimonia

It is a Greek word commonly translated as happiness or welfare; however, "human flourishing" has been proposed as a more accurate translation. It is a central concept in Aristotelian ethics and political philosophy.

The perspective that most guides my own life and conception on manhood is Aristotle’s concept of eudaimonia

Eudaimonia by maurizioviera April 24, 2014

eudardo

a large swedish water fixture.

Or someone who is slow

(eudardo( will become eudardo

eudardo by eudardo March 17, 2009

Eudactyly

In medicine the word used for fingers on your hand or feet is "dactyl". For example extra fingers on your hands or feet is called polydactyly. Whereas fingers being attached together is called "syndactyly". Keeping this in mind "eudactyly" is the property of having normal fingers. The word "eu" is of Greek origin and means "normal or well" and is used in numerous medical terms, for example "euthyroid" means a normal thyroid gland, versus hyperthyroid which means an overactive gland, or hypothyroid, which is the opposite. So attaching the prefix "eu" with "dactyl" as in eudactyly means normal fingers.

While she has various congenital deformities, her digital status is eudactyly

Eudactyly by jamsym September 22, 2016

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026