Euda's Syndrome is a psychological condition to where the person in question will ditch everyone of the same gender (either on IRC, MSN, Ventrilo, or real life) and start talking to the nearest gurl they encounter, regardless of prior plans with friends, the attractiveness of the girl, if she is taken, how bitchy or stupid she is, mental instability, et cetera...
A term coined from eudaemonistic_sob from totse, who has a severe case of the condition.
An example of Euda's Syndrome
<Yossarian> Hey Euda, what's up?
* xannex has joined #totse
<Euda> How goes the day, xannex? ;)
<xannex> I just got a new apartment.
<Euda> Sounds good, I'm looking for a new place myself.
<Yossarian> Fuck you, ignoring me you fucking prick.
"I was gonna hang out with my homeboys, but John started suffering from Euda's Syndrome at last minute. What a pussy whipped bitch."
The state of true happiness and fulfillment in life. Derived from prodigious introspection, retrospection, philosophizing, and self-acceptance.
Dude 1: Once I retire to the Bahamas, I will be able to reach eudaimonia.
Dude 2: All I need to reach eudaimonia is a Netflix and Chill with that cute girl next door who’ll play Zelda with me:
Dude 1: One man’s trash is another man’s treasure...
It is a Greek word commonly translated as happiness or welfare; however, "human flourishing" has been proposed as a more accurate translation. It is a central concept in Aristotelian ethics and political philosophy.
The perspective that most guides my own life and conception on manhood is Aristotle’s concept of eudaimonia
In medicine the word used for fingers on your hand or feet is "dactyl". For example extra fingers on your hands or feet is called polydactyly. Whereas fingers being attached together is called "syndactyly". Keeping this in mind "eudactyly" is the property of having normal fingers. The word "eu" is of Greek origin and means "normal or well" and is used in numerous medical terms, for example "euthyroid" means a normal thyroid gland, versus hyperthyroid which means an overactive gland, or hypothyroid, which is the opposite. So attaching the prefix "eu" with "dactyl" as in eudactyly means normal fingers.
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.