Espositoism - A godlessly circuitous obfuscation of an otherwise simple idea, concept, or series of
words, designed, variously, to impress, densify, confuse, conflate, evade, intimidate, and/or otherwise manipulate the
content in question or the appearance or trajectory of the discourse surrounding
said content.
e.g.:
Standard language - "He
shot her"
Espositoism - "Subject discharged his weapon, the projectile from which yielded significant trauma to the person of subject's presumptive target."
Used in context:
X: (straightforward question) What do you think?
Y: (
bullshit evasive answer)
Well, there are certain minimums with respect to the requisite forethought one needs invest before an appropriate response to your question can be given.
X: (aggravated response) I want you to take that Espositoism, shove it up your
ass, and answer the question.