Espositoism - A godlessly circuitous obfuscation of an otherwise simple idea, concept, or series of words, designed, variously, to impress, densify, confuse, conflate, evade, intimidate, and/or otherwise manipulate the content in question or the appearance or trajectory of the discourse surrounding said content.
e.g.:
Standard language - "He shot her"
Espositoism - "Subject discharged his weapon, the projectile from which yielded significant trauma to the person of subject's presumptive target."
Used in context:
X: (straightforward question) What do you think?
Y: (bullshit evasive answer) Well, there are certain minimums with respect to the requisite forethought one needs invest before an appropriate response to your question can be given.
X: (aggravated response) I want you to take that Espositoism, shove it up your ass, and answer the question.
Standard language - "He shot her"
Espositoism - "Subject discharged his weapon, the projectile from which yielded significant trauma to the person of subject's presumptive target."
Used in context:
X: (straightforward question) What do you think?
Y: (bullshit evasive answer) Well, there are certain minimums with respect to the requisite forethought one needs invest before an appropriate response to your question can be given.
X: (aggravated response) I want you to take that Espositoism, shove it up your ass, and answer the question.
by Expo779 October 20, 2010
Get the Espositoism mug.Related Words
Esposo
• Esposode
• espos
• esposito
• Espoo
• esposas
• Eposodical
• espasoweovaowow
• Espologise
• Espoohogi
A member of totse. He and his sister have wacky adventures chock full of incestious fun.
Also (supposedly) known as Exploration Of Zodspace.
Also (supposedly) known as Exploration Of Zodspace.
by rocksauceUS October 29, 2006
Get the Exposo mug.When you are apologising for silly trivial things, that don't actually require a real apology. Can be used ironically.
by peateatea June 24, 2023
Get the Espologise mug.a long haired Italian who enjoys the simple things in life; is prone to leaving his possessions lying around other people's domains. Has problems walking in straight lines, especially after a long night at the Spot or Pledge House. Loves to be tickled.
yo, that kid is so Harry Esposito, he ate mad munchies in my room last night and left all the trash. Now he's out chillen, probably out getting tickled or something, or falling over.
by Cliff/Glenn C. March 2, 2011
Get the harry esposito mug.wealthy suburb near Helsinki, Finland. 220000 inhabitats, they live mostly small houses in middle of forrest.
Espoo is strongly advanced town with many international headquarters ex. Nokia Corporation. Folk in Espoo love cars, all have mostly Volvo's, BMW's, Audi's. Someone once said "Espoo is only motorway with townhall.
Espoo is strongly advanced town with many international headquarters ex. Nokia Corporation. Folk in Espoo love cars, all have mostly Volvo's, BMW's, Audi's. Someone once said "Espoo is only motorway with townhall.
by matti April 8, 2005
Get the Espoo mug.In a way it should be reflected as the word "Expose". However, on a Friday night when the world is about to change there is no better word to use than Espose.
"This is one of those moments that we're so lucky to have on tape because I am just about to sort of espose my song writing methodology."
by FalltoEarth24 May 25, 2009
Get the Espose mug.