Espoohogi

The chemical excrescense produced by a teenage male's esophagus. Can be found on the black market in 2-6 ounce jars for .05-.19 potato.

"I just coughed up a lot of espoohogi."

by theforsakenbanana October 17, 2016

Espologise

When you are apologising for silly trivial things, that don't actually require a real apology. Can be used ironically.

I espologise for the typo.

I sent it by mistake, I espologise.
I called you a bitch, I espologise.

by peateatea June 24, 2023