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eSport: A non-traditional sport involving any highly competitive and popular video game. A standard eSports gathering generally involves a large number of professional-level players competing against each other in a wide variety of tournaments, sometimes competing for tens of thousands of dollars. eSports are widely gaining popularity and acceptance as a respected position in many facets of the world. Fans of the differing games involved in eSports generally support the ideal that eSports involve just as much or more skill than many traditional sports.
StarCraft: Broodwar and StarCraft 2 are cornerstones of the eSports community.

Famous eSports tournaments involve the World Cyber Games and Major League Gaming events.
eSport by MeeMeesiko June 13, 2011
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Esport is a hobby done by a huge amount of people. It's basically an organized video game tournament, done the same way as an athletic sport. The only differents is that it's not a sport but is actually just people that call themself ''gamers' 'and treating it as like they are working at the same level as a normal athlete. Esport is not a sport but only and will always be an e-sport, not the same thing. A sport is considered in a dictionary as physical activity, not a person that is flicking his wrist and ''giving call-outs''.
Will you be participating in the national rocket league esports tournament?

professional esports player 

One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.
a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.
professional esports player by frggerz September 14, 2020

esports player

If you see someone who claims to be an esports player notify the proper authorities immediately (518) 465-7551
esports player by frggerz September 14, 2020

escortionist 

An escort that sleeps with you then turns around with proof and tries to blackmail you.
The prostitute I called for has turned into an escortionist and is blackmailing me with photo and videotape for $100 000.00.
escortionist by kimbitz August 21, 2018
Someone who is paid for their time. Often compared to a prostitute.

An escort is not paid to have sex but is paid for their time. What they do within their time is their business, which could in fact be sex.
Guy: I paid for an escort last night for the banquet
Guy 2: A prostitute?
Guy: Nah man. An escort.
Escort by LilMissToru May 28, 2016

Eskortin 

the person to not respond 'ligma balls' if the question 'What does ligma mean' is said
Person 1: What does ligma mean?
Person 2: its a fake disease
Person 3: NO YOU IDIOT ITS LIGMA BALLS YOU ESKORTIN
Eskortin by HaxBroLmao123 November 20, 2018
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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