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Escorto is a pathetic loser who is an outcast to his family and society. Another correlation between Escorto is duderadical(nickname prior years before). He got the name escorto by using his fathers funds to buy escorts on daygameseduction.com. Not only did he use unusual sex toys, but he also recorded the experience and sent it to his normal brother for his approval. Escorto’s sister came across the video and was traumatized at what she saw. As of today Escorto stays sorrowful and has no motivation in keeping going in life.
Escorto got an email yesterday by daygame seduction that his payment was due.
Escorto by Anonymous017374737 June 4, 2021
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escortionist 

An escort that sleeps with you then turns around with proof and tries to blackmail you.
The prostitute I called for has turned into an escortionist and is blackmailing me with photo and videotape for $100 000.00.
escortionist by kimbitz August 21, 2018
Someone who is paid for their time. Often compared to a prostitute.

An escort is not paid to have sex but is paid for their time. What they do within their time is their business, which could in fact be sex.
Guy: I paid for an escort last night for the banquet
Guy 2: A prostitute?
Guy: Nah man. An escort.
Escort by LilMissToru May 28, 2016

emergency escort 

Being behind a fire truck, police car, or ambulance when they are going to an emergency and and driving full speed behind them without traffic.
Guy 1: "Hey I thought you were going to be late with all the traffic."

Guy 2: "Yeah lucky for me there was a firetruck in front of me so I got an emergency escort."
emergency escort by RyGuy93 April 3, 2009
For lack of better terminology... A girl you usually meet online. However when we speak of the term escort, these girls are featured online particulary on escort websites. She might mostly be low grade quality though, although there a few attractive ones in the mix. You call her up, set up the time to meet and thenafter do whatever else you want..She can be a gf or your one night stand, whatever your schedule allows and whatever you choose.

Also depends on how much money you have or make. She is paid to either be courted or to have sex with you.

Most escorts have relationships with multiple guys. Only a select few choose to have sex with only 3 or less.
Guy 1: yo i met this girl yesterday at the club and I hooked up with her last night but today she never called me back. I guess she just wanted a one night stand

Guy 2: relationships like those often arent worth it anyways. Lets just me and you call an escort and skip the BS. Im sick and tired of going through all the effort of clowning around and flirting just to get in a girls pants.
Escort by the_fruitarian September 12, 2023
noun, a term for a woman paid by the hour, not the act, but usually for sex. A prostitute. Often, higher quality and cost compared to street scrag.
I hired a fine escort last night -- she blew me away.
escort by anonymous February 18, 2004

Nerd escort 

A person who goes out/dances/fuck with a nerd to get the long run benefits (good job/career)
She is too cute for him. She must be doing nerd escort.
Nerd escort by not_you January 23, 2009
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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