An outdated term describing all the individuals who pursue all da intellectual interests of life. They are the captains of industry and chiefs of entertainment. They usually have heavy focus on non-mainstream outdated interests, & many r solely obsessed with 1 particular interest..
They created all da arts. From science, mathematics, music, cooking, machines, cars, boats, history, literature, theatre, computers, phones, weapons, video games. They are responsible 4 all the entertainment that goes on in our modern day lives but we fail 2 give them credit.
However, because of the amount of time spent on self devotion to creative hobbies, they lack severely in socials skills. Dey forget the important tasks of life- such as cleaning, washing, maintaining, housekeeping but leave their mommies 2 do their work for them.
Dey go through school being picked on, bullied, tortured. However, often times what they do in school often carries over 2 adult life.
Then one day dey become horny & their hormones take over - so when dey try to pursue da opposite sex, all dey have to talk about is their nerdy obsession of 1 interest. Instead of being well rounded, this is exactly why dey have a hard time getting laid.
Because dey spend 2 much time with their hobbies in their adult life, dey forget about relationships & having sex. They turn 40 & shit hits da fan, look back at their life wishing dey had all da sex, & then blame da jocks who picked on them in school 4 having more sex than them.
They created all da arts. From science, mathematics, music, cooking, machines, cars, boats, history, literature, theatre, computers, phones, weapons, video games. They are responsible 4 all the entertainment that goes on in our modern day lives but we fail 2 give them credit.
However, because of the amount of time spent on self devotion to creative hobbies, they lack severely in socials skills. Dey forget the important tasks of life- such as cleaning, washing, maintaining, housekeeping but leave their mommies 2 do their work for them.
Dey go through school being picked on, bullied, tortured. However, often times what they do in school often carries over 2 adult life.
Then one day dey become horny & their hormones take over - so when dey try to pursue da opposite sex, all dey have to talk about is their nerdy obsession of 1 interest. Instead of being well rounded, this is exactly why dey have a hard time getting laid.
Because dey spend 2 much time with their hobbies in their adult life, dey forget about relationships & having sex. They turn 40 & shit hits da fan, look back at their life wishing dey had all da sex, & then blame da jocks who picked on them in school 4 having more sex than them.
Guy: Let me take you somewhere
Girl: Sure, where would you liūke to go?
Guy: Wanna come to my concert? I have a jazz band if you wanna hear. You like jazz?
Girl: Ewwww....... no loser. Why do you like jazz anyway? Its so outdated. Kids nowadays listen to EDM and hip hop.
Guy: But dont you wanna have some fun???
Girl: Ewwww NOOO. Id have more fun with my friends going to an EDM festival than listen to some of your nerdy jazz music that no one likes anymore.
Guy: Do you wanna have sex?????
Girl: Ewwwwwww. Go away!!! Leave me alone NERD!!!!!!!!!!
Girl: Sure, where would you liūke to go?
Guy: Wanna come to my concert? I have a jazz band if you wanna hear. You like jazz?
Girl: Ewwww....... no loser. Why do you like jazz anyway? Its so outdated. Kids nowadays listen to EDM and hip hop.
Guy: But dont you wanna have some fun???
Girl: Ewwww NOOO. Id have more fun with my friends going to an EDM festival than listen to some of your nerdy jazz music that no one likes anymore.
Guy: Do you wanna have sex?????
Girl: Ewwwwwww. Go away!!! Leave me alone NERD!!!!!!!!!!
by the_fruitarian February 18, 2021
Dude 1: Hey man, you wanna hang at my house, bring some girls over and throw a roaring 20s party. Its 2020, and the roaring 20s are here???
Dude 2: No man, that'd be awesome, but WE CAN'T cause of the stupid coronavirus and lockdowns...... I guess we'll have to wait till next year in 2021 to throw the party hopefully.
Dude 2: No man, that'd be awesome, but WE CAN'T cause of the stupid coronavirus and lockdowns...... I guess we'll have to wait till next year in 2021 to throw the party hopefully.
by the_fruitarian April 10, 2021
Dude 1: Look at the loser over there, he thinks he's the shit.
Dude 2: I know, he ain't got nothing on our fucking asses. He probably end up working for us one day, we'd boss the stupid dork around until he wishes he never worked hard at all.
Dude 2: I know, he ain't got nothing on our fucking asses. He probably end up working for us one day, we'd boss the stupid dork around until he wishes he never worked hard at all.
by the_fruitarian March 16, 2022
A new species developed by human beings that was meant to replace human beings...
This species is characterized as having a large 97% resemblance to an actual human or alien - but is instead largely made up mostly metal, wire and circuitry - instead of the real organic material called skin and bones that is organically produced when a mother and father come together to produce a baby through the fertilization of the egg when the sperm strikes it.
This species is characterized as having a large 97% resemblance to an actual human or alien - but is instead largely made up mostly metal, wire and circuitry - instead of the real organic material called skin and bones that is organically produced when a mother and father come together to produce a baby through the fertilization of the egg when the sperm strikes it.
Dude : Sis, come here and watch this new documentary on TV. It shows you how AI girlfriend robots are eventually going to take over the world
Girl: GTFO!!! THEY ARE NOT! You stupid fucking cuck. Stop wasting time giggling your balls with your fucking hand staring at a fucking AI girlfriend robot all day and go talk to a REAL girl in THE REAL FUCKING WORLD!!!!!
Girl: GTFO!!! THEY ARE NOT! You stupid fucking cuck. Stop wasting time giggling your balls with your fucking hand staring at a fucking AI girlfriend robot all day and go talk to a REAL girl in THE REAL FUCKING WORLD!!!!!
by the_fruitarian November 24, 2023
Anything apparently not on the internet. AKA the real world...
The streets is the place where you DO NOT want to solicit, advertise, beg, or do anything of a similar matter. Leave all that to the internet.
The streets is the place where you DO NOT want to solicit, advertise, beg, or do anything of a similar matter. Leave all that to the internet.
See that hoe over there? Shes for the streets. DO NOT ask her for sex. There are better places to ask a girl for that.
by the_fruitarian January 10, 2024
the epic definition of FAILURE.
Specifically - An animated illustration of 30 year old man that goes through life getting screwed over by his friends, boss, and people of higher hierarchy than him.
He dreams of living the good life.... A life of making lots of money, and banging his future girlfriend everyday.
However when Chad steps in, all Wojaks dreams are diminished. Wojak becomes a huge cuckold in the eyes of men, and his dreams of success and making lots of money and banging hot women are stretched thin.
Specifically - An animated illustration of 30 year old man that goes through life getting screwed over by his friends, boss, and people of higher hierarchy than him.
He dreams of living the good life.... A life of making lots of money, and banging his future girlfriend everyday.
However when Chad steps in, all Wojaks dreams are diminished. Wojak becomes a huge cuckold in the eyes of men, and his dreams of success and making lots of money and banging hot women are stretched thin.
by the_fruitarian November 24, 2023
by the_fruitarian April 10, 2021