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Anything apparently not on the internet. AKA the real world...
The streets is the place where you DO NOT want to solicit, advertise, beg, or do anything of a similar matter. Leave all that to the internet.
The streets is the place where you DO NOT want to solicit, advertise, beg, or do anything of a similar matter. Leave all that to the internet.
See that hoe over there? Shes for the streets. DO NOT ask her for sex. There are better places to ask a girl for that.
by the_fruitarian January 10, 2024
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Specifically - An animated illustration of 30 year old man that goes through life getting screwed over by his friends, boss, and people of higher hierarchy than him.
He dreams of living the good life.... A life of making lots of money, and banging his future girlfriend everyday.
However when Chad steps in, all Wojaks dreams are diminished. Wojak becomes a huge cuckold in the eyes of men, and his dreams of success and making lots of money and banging hot women are stretched thin.
Specifically - An animated illustration of 30 year old man that goes through life getting screwed over by his friends, boss, and people of higher hierarchy than him.
He dreams of living the good life.... A life of making lots of money, and banging his future girlfriend everyday.
However when Chad steps in, all Wojaks dreams are diminished. Wojak becomes a huge cuckold in the eyes of men, and his dreams of success and making lots of money and banging hot women are stretched thin.
by the_fruitarian November 23, 2023
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Hes Jesus Christ meant to save the world from the Joker ( which is Joe Biden as his name starts with the letter J) and the tyrannical government of the New World Order created by the makers of the internet and founders of social media (Mark Zuckerberg for ex. ) The world is a stage show and a fake reality, and batman gets famous to set the world free once and for all.
Batman wears a mask to conceal his identity because of the world possibly making fun of him for going out of his way to be such a hero.
Hes Jesus Christ meant to save the world from the Joker ( which is Joe Biden as his name starts with the letter J) and the tyrannical government of the New World Order created by the makers of the internet and founders of social media (Mark Zuckerberg for ex. ) The world is a stage show and a fake reality, and batman gets famous to set the world free once and for all.
Batman wears a mask to conceal his identity because of the world possibly making fun of him for going out of his way to be such a hero.
Don't be batman.... don't be a hero....
Lot of times they sacrifice their sex lives just to save the world. Blood sacrifices are a real thing to change the status quo, something that can get you killed or nailed to the cross
Lot of times they sacrifice their sex lives just to save the world. Blood sacrifices are a real thing to change the status quo, something that can get you killed or nailed to the cross
by the_fruitarian April 28, 2022
Get the Batman mug.A genre of music. Usually played in urban city settings, and is about as urban as urban gets.
It was said that the elements of hip hop music came directly from jazz. It usually involves a guy with a bunch of tattoos rapping over some silly funky song, but sometimes it comes instrumental.
Developed in the year 753 BC Ancient Rome , it was a style of music for the commoners. Being an integral part of human civilization and culture since the dawn of mankind - the fascination with sex, shooting, gangs, family, drugs has made this music last for millennia.
With all said, Hip Hop WILL NEVER DIE.
It was said that the elements of hip hop music came directly from jazz. It usually involves a guy with a bunch of tattoos rapping over some silly funky song, but sometimes it comes instrumental.
Developed in the year 753 BC Ancient Rome , it was a style of music for the commoners. Being an integral part of human civilization and culture since the dawn of mankind - the fascination with sex, shooting, gangs, family, drugs has made this music last for millennia.
With all said, Hip Hop WILL NEVER DIE.
bro 1- "Turn up the radio bro. Lets listen to some music"
bro 2- "You want to listen to country music???"
bro 1- "HELLLLLL NAWWW! Hip hop!!!!"
bro 2: "Hip hop it is =D" *Ramps up Drake*
bro 2- "You want to listen to country music???"
bro 1- "HELLLLLL NAWWW! Hip hop!!!!"
bro 2: "Hip hop it is =D" *Ramps up Drake*
by the_fruitarian January 24, 2024
Get the Hip Hop mug.Dude 1: Look at the loser over there, he thinks he's the shit.
Dude 2: I know, he ain't got nothing on our fucking asses. He probably end up working for us one day, we'd boss the stupid dork around until he wishes he never worked hard at all.
Dude 2: I know, he ain't got nothing on our fucking asses. He probably end up working for us one day, we'd boss the stupid dork around until he wishes he never worked hard at all.
by the_fruitarian March 15, 2022
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Get the coronavirus mug.An outdated term describing all the individuals who pursue all da intellectual interests of life. They are the captains of industry and chiefs of entertainment. They usually have heavy focus on non-mainstream outdated interests, & many r solely obsessed with 1 particular interest..
They created all da arts. From science, mathematics, music, cooking, machines, cars, boats, history, literature, theatre, computers, phones, weapons, video games. They are responsible 4 all the entertainment that goes on in our modern day lives but we fail 2 give them credit.
However, because of the amount of time spent on self devotion to creative hobbies, they lack severely in socials skills. Dey forget the important tasks of life- such as cleaning, washing, maintaining, housekeeping but leave their mommies 2 do their work for them.
Dey go through school being picked on, bullied, tortured. However, often times what they do in school often carries over 2 adult life.
Then one day dey become horny & their hormones take over - so when dey try to pursue da opposite sex, all dey have to talk about is their nerdy obsession of 1 interest. Instead of being well rounded, this is exactly why dey have a hard time getting laid.
Because dey spend 2 much time with their hobbies in their adult life, dey forget about relationships & having sex. They turn 40 & shit hits da fan, look back at their life wishing dey had all da sex, & then blame da jocks who picked on them in school 4 having more sex than them.
They created all da arts. From science, mathematics, music, cooking, machines, cars, boats, history, literature, theatre, computers, phones, weapons, video games. They are responsible 4 all the entertainment that goes on in our modern day lives but we fail 2 give them credit.
However, because of the amount of time spent on self devotion to creative hobbies, they lack severely in socials skills. Dey forget the important tasks of life- such as cleaning, washing, maintaining, housekeeping but leave their mommies 2 do their work for them.
Dey go through school being picked on, bullied, tortured. However, often times what they do in school often carries over 2 adult life.
Then one day dey become horny & their hormones take over - so when dey try to pursue da opposite sex, all dey have to talk about is their nerdy obsession of 1 interest. Instead of being well rounded, this is exactly why dey have a hard time getting laid.
Because dey spend 2 much time with their hobbies in their adult life, dey forget about relationships & having sex. They turn 40 & shit hits da fan, look back at their life wishing dey had all da sex, & then blame da jocks who picked on them in school 4 having more sex than them.
Guy: Let me take you somewhere
Girl: Sure, where would you liūke to go?
Guy: Wanna come to my concert? I have a jazz band if you wanna hear. You like jazz?
Girl: Ewwww....... no loser. Why do you like jazz anyway? Its so outdated. Kids nowadays listen to EDM and hip hop.
Guy: But dont you wanna have some fun???
Girl: Ewwww NOOO. Id have more fun with my friends going to an EDM festival than listen to some of your nerdy jazz music that no one likes anymore.
Guy: Do you wanna have sex?????
Girl: Ewwwwwww. Go away!!! Leave me alone NERD!!!!!!!!!!
Girl: Sure, where would you liūke to go?
Guy: Wanna come to my concert? I have a jazz band if you wanna hear. You like jazz?
Girl: Ewwww....... no loser. Why do you like jazz anyway? Its so outdated. Kids nowadays listen to EDM and hip hop.
Guy: But dont you wanna have some fun???
Girl: Ewwww NOOO. Id have more fun with my friends going to an EDM festival than listen to some of your nerdy jazz music that no one likes anymore.
Guy: Do you wanna have sex?????
Girl: Ewwwwwww. Go away!!! Leave me alone NERD!!!!!!!!!!
by the_fruitarian February 18, 2021
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