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Escortation

A four year major available at select colleges around the world consisting of learning on how to become a professional escort in Vegas and many other cities world wide. The only one found in the United States is at UNLV or University of Las Vegas Nevada, conveniently on the strip.
"Natalie wanted to become the best escort in the world. That is why she pursued an escortation degree at UNLV"
by 16 oz. October 13, 2011
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escortionist

An escort that sleeps with you then turns around with proof and tries to blackmail you.
The prostitute I called for has turned into an escortionist and is blackmailing me with photo and videotape for $100 000.00.
by kimbitz August 21, 2018
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Escortigation

The practice of establishing whether your friend's new 'companion' is in fact being paid for their services as an escort.
After much escortigation it became apparent that Gary's new girlfriend was in fact a dirty stinking hooker.
by Chal Val July 18, 2016
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excoriation

The act of skinning someone alive. It gets painful.
Ooo remember that one movie? Where that guy was impaled and and he and he was all hooks pulling his FLESH from his muscles? That one with the excoriation? Sexy.
by Surazal October 18, 2004
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excoriation

The wearing away of skin through friction, usually in your asscrack when your wife and kids constantly swipe your credit card through it
Stop buying all of those bath salts and video games, i have rectal bleeding from the excoriation and its running down my leg!
by KSnacks July 13, 2010
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Escortion

Regarding a layoff at your job; The act or process of being escorted out of the door without any notice.
"There were 20 escortions at work today." or "I was at my desk working and I got the tap on the shoulder and then escortion."
by Edward C. Microwagious IV July 23, 2009
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exhortation

1. the act or process of exhorting.

2. an utterance, discourse, or address conveying urgent advice or recommendations.
The girl told the lawyer about her adultery as if it was an exhortation and the lawyer mocked her for it.
by Skater218 December 27, 2008
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