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Ernesting 

The act of waterboarding oneself while masturbating at the same time.
What are those sounds? Is Jack ernesting in the bathroom?!?!?!
Ernesting by ERNIE BERNIE May 18, 2017
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Ernestina 

Ernestina is one of a kind. Her features are striking. Short and cute definitely one of the best nights of your life. If you ever meet a Ernestina you’ll discover a new confidence and courage. She brings out the best in you. Ernestina is a loyal and caring person always taking the time to listen and understand.
Every star of the show is a Ernestina
Ernestina by Rainaina November 28, 2019

ernestina 

Ernestina’s are jokesters, They are loyal and will stay by your side. They are crazy and enthusiastic. They are very smart but do things that are dumb. They have a nice smile and interesting personality. If you have an Ernestina, keep her around she is a keeper
You friends with Ernestina?! Lucky!!!
ernestina by Crunchy boy October 13, 2019

ernestine 

An ernestine is a human being that could come off as shy and introverted to some people. But only the most worthy people could get to know an ernestine better because under that, an ernestine is a person you could never ever live without. Ernestines will never fail to bring warmth to your heart; always understanding but is also reasonable and wise beyond their years, and will never give up on you. An ernestine loves you for who you are, so don't be hesitant to be your true self around them. Very good company; random and will always make you laugh.

You could search the whole wide universe, but there is only one right ernestine for each of us.
Person 1: "Dude, see that girl over there?"

Person 2: "Yea. What about?"

Person 1: "I think she's gonna be my ernestine."
ernestine by Where are you May 8, 2009

Erecting 

when the dick gets hard by reminiscing something in the past most likely sex that was exciting
Well Bryan sure Is Erecting From that Friday night sex
Erecting by Xmantra August 25, 2019

ernting yourself out 

Doing or saying something stupid or uncalled for at the wrong place or time.
John says to his friend, "Let's do tummies!" (Instead of chest bump)

Jack says, "You're ernting yourself out!"
ernting yourself out by Niw March 26, 2008

earnestine 

Greedy;will eat all your damn food
Different; Crazy, Nice;kind
Your being a earnestine right now eating me out a house and home
earnestine by lopp5 December 1, 2013
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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