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erectangle
A condition found in males in which the penis, when erect, takes the form of a rectangular prism.
This condition is thought to be highly uncommon although no statistical reference could be found.
This condition is thought to be highly uncommon although no statistical reference could be found.
"oh damn, your dick is shaped like a rectangle? This'll be interesting" - thats what she said.
"WTF an erectangle, really?" - anyone might make this remark(and rightfully so)
"WTF an erectangle, really?" - anyone might make this remark(and rightfully so)
erectangle by A∫B January 28, 2010
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Erectangle
When two midgets and two guys of average or greater height all simultaneously suck each other's dicks, with each pair parallel from each other. Sixty-nining, but for a foursome.
Midget 1: "Hey bro, I've been looking for another little person for my foursome, you down?"
Midget 2: "Sure thi...wait, is it gonna be an erectangle? I'm down!"
Midget 2: "Sure thi...wait, is it gonna be an erectangle? I'm down!"
Erectangle by Cactusjackoff October 29, 2019
Erectangle
Erectangle by Horosko April 7, 2006
erectangle
1)a humourous way of talking about erections, or simply being aroused(applies to both genders)
2)a way of talking about geometric shapes that keeps you awake during geometry, or any math course.
similar words:erectagon, erectagonal.
erectangle originated from a typo of the words 'white rectangle'
2)a way of talking about geometric shapes that keeps you awake during geometry, or any math course.
similar words:erectagon, erectagonal.
erectangle originated from a typo of the words 'white rectangle'
"i saw this really hot chick and got a massive ERECTANGLE!'
girl one:Steve touched my soft spot and then i got an erectangle!
girl two:lmao.i'm sorry.I bit his neck the other day and he got a mega erectagon.
girl one:seriously?
That dude is such a sleaze, he's so erectagonal he can never keep it in his pants..
girl one:Steve touched my soft spot and then i got an erectangle!
girl two:lmao.i'm sorry.I bit his neck the other day and he got a mega erectagon.
girl one:seriously?
That dude is such a sleaze, he's so erectagonal he can never keep it in his pants..
erectangle by Heebies December 14, 2008
Erectangular
Casey: OMG Sarah, did you get together with Mike last night?
Sarah: Yeah, we totally got it on, but he was totally erectangular.
Casey: OMG that sucks
Sarah: Yeah, I don't think I'm going to see hm again.
Sarah: Yeah, we totally got it on, but he was totally erectangular.
Casey: OMG that sucks
Sarah: Yeah, I don't think I'm going to see hm again.
Erectangular by LoLo42313 February 27, 2015
Erectinated
Erectinated by Dee S. September 20, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.