ernestism

a theory or system of social organization in which all property/wealth/jobs is solely owned by ernest and just ernest, no one else, just ernest

"hey, dude. this man is the reason for unemplyment"
"yea, man, its the ernestism era"

ernestism by coolzmanzzzzzz April 7, 2022

ernestism

a theory or system of social organization in which all property/wealth/jobs is owned by ernest and soleley just ernest.

"dude, this man is the reason for unemployment"
"Yah bruh, it's the ernestism movement, u didnt know?"

ernestism by coolzmanzzzzzz April 7, 2022

Ernestina 

Ernestina is one of a kind. Her features are striking. Short and cute definitely one of the best nights of your life. If you ever meet a Ernestina you’ll discover a new confidence and courage. She brings out the best in you. Ernestina is a loyal and caring person always taking the time to listen and understand.

Every star of the show is a Ernestina

Ernestina by Rainaina November 28, 2019

Ernesting 

The act of waterboarding oneself while masturbating at the same time.

What are those sounds? Is Jack ernesting in the bathroom?!?!?!

Ernesting by ERNIE BERNIE May 18, 2017

ernestina 

Ernestina’s are jokesters, They are loyal and will stay by your side. They are crazy and enthusiastic. They are very smart but do things that are dumb. They have a nice smile and interesting personality. If you have an Ernestina, keep her around she is a keeper

You friends with Ernestina?! Lucky!!!

ernestina by Crunchy boy October 13, 2019

ernestine 

An ernestine is a human being that could come off as shy and introverted to some people. But only the most worthy people could get to know an ernestine better because under that, an ernestine is a person you could never ever live without. Ernestines will never fail to bring warmth to your heart; always understanding but is also reasonable and wise beyond their years, and will never give up on you. An ernestine loves you for who you are, so don't be hesitant to be your true self around them. Very good company; random and will always make you laugh.

You could search the whole wide universe, but there is only one right ernestine for each of us.

Person 1: "Dude, see that girl over there?"

Person 2: "Yea. What about?"

Person 1: "I think she's gonna be my ernestine."

ernestine by Where are you May 8, 2009

Ernestas 

One of the craziest mother fuckers you will ever lay eyes on. He will steal your swords and use them to impale your chest. He will beat the shit out of babies and torture them. He bullies mentally disabled children. Other than that, he’s a great guy.

Hey it’s Ernestas. .

Yup it’s me, Ernestas

Ernestas by ernestas November 24, 2021