Erkeling 

Erkeling someone is when you set them up to fall on their face and once they've fallen flat on their face and soundly made a fool of themselves through their own actions loudly saying in a nerdy voice “did I do that”

Erkeling someone is usually done by a quick witted person to their would be bully in such a way that instead of being laughed at for the things the bully tried to do, they get to be the one laughing instead.

While Erkeling someone can be a primary act it’s usually done as a reactionary tactic by someone quick witted.

By: Emobard “I’ll cut you with my voice”

Someone plays emotional gaslighting games which you find out partway through so you set them up by continuing the joke and once they have forgotten what they were doing and even lay you a ticket price for the show saying “did I do that”

Another example is leading your would be bully into making themselves appear in a negative light when they were first tryi my to tarnish your personal image and once they’ve fallen flat realise they were made of fool of you say “did I do that”

Erkeling someone is usually done by a smarter or more quick witted person to their bully.

Erkeling by Emobard “I’ll cut you with my” December 15, 2024

erkling

the erkling fucks up your life.
have you ever had something go missing with no explanation, only to find it moments later in a place you just looked?
that's the erkling messing with you.
did your alarm not go off?
again, his fault.
strangely enough, he's also on your side in the respect that he drags you out of your nightmares before they can kill you.
he almost always takes the form of a young man with oddly pigmented hair. his true form is unknown.
he lives under the stairs.

the erkling eats car keys.

erkling by ghost in neon December 2, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016