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erkel jerk 

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of any three or more men in a circular formation digitally manipulating one another to orgasm and upon completion saying "Hee hee hee snort snort."

2. A circle jerk for erkel nerds.
Q: "Have you ever gotten really drunk and performed an erkel jerk?"

A: "God, I sure hope not."
erkel jerk by billebllunt January 19, 2014
Related Words
erkel erkel jerk Erkeling enkeleda erela eriel enkela Erel Erielle Erke
Amazing. Smart. Sexy. Intelligent. Loyal. Driven. Giving. Humble. Loving. Great mother. Great partner. Down to earth. Crazy friend that gets all up in your business. Overthinks. Loves hard. Sensitive. Emotional.
Damn Erielle always come through when I need her.
Erielle by Arry12 August 1, 2017
Enkela is a smart,funny and from certain points a weird person. Is into fandoms and knows a lot about what's going on out there. She is gorgeous and beautiful loved by many
"Did you see enkela?"
"Yeah she was amazing my best friend"
enkela by Annikaa December 29, 2016
Unique, strong-minded and very friendly once she trusts you. It is what it is type of person, no faking.
A friend like no other, Eriel always keeps it 100.
eriel by 1Beauty101 August 7, 2016

Errellionism 

Pronunciation - (ee - rrell - eon)

When the subject is not sure/has come in halfway during a conversation and either has a)misunderstood; b)taken out of context; c)lost the plot completely and needs to take that 5 seconds back; d)gets intoxicated and comments on Britney's breasts when everyone else is talking about fittings.
"is that more Errellionism..................reading into something that I did not type?"

eRelationship 

eRelationship- noun

1.) a connection, association, or involvement primarily taking place in virtual form or becomes the main means of communication -primarily email, text messages, instant chatting and/or all forms of social networking sites

2.) a substandard form of dating commonly implemented by lazy or socially under developed individuals.

3.) a behavior that usually will lead to a future of text sex if allowed to develop, aka "Sexting"
I've been emailing and texting with the guy for weeks. He text me all day long and flirts but never calls or asks me out on an actual date. He must be trying to rope me in an eRelationship.