Erista

The smartest, most beautiful and gorgeous girl EVER. She's strong and can defend herself if she needs to. Loves her family, amazing at almost everything. scratch that, she's amazing at everything. Amazing with kids, she's a great teacher. She loves everyone, especially capybaras and Totoro. She's an amazing friend who will fight for a cause.

Person: Man, I wish I had an Erista!
Moses: Ms. Erista is the best! She's so good at science!
Warren: Ms er mai feporit teachuhr

Erista by leronki January 28, 2026

Erisa 

This is a girl who has everything going for her. They are very rare not only because of the rare name but because of the combination of excellent personality and beautiful physical features. They have a clouded past that can cause some problems but they are strong women who don't let the past get in the way of what's going well for them in the present. They have a weird sense of humor but when you get to know them, it grows on you and brings out the weirdness in you in a good way and before you know it, you have fallen in love with Erisa and you never want to let her leave. Having a banging body sure doesn't hurt either as an Erisa always will. If you meet one, snatch her up and never let her go because she will love you with all her heart.

Yo bro, I met this girl Erisa. She is so fine and cracks me up all the time. She's a keeper.

Erisa by smb805 April 15, 2013

Eristocracy 

The class or political system defined by Discordianism. Mentioned in the Principia Discordia.

Glory be to the Eristocracy!
Hail Eris.

Eristocracy by EPM3 February 25, 2019

Erister Egg Hunt 

An Erister egg is a plastic egg into which something unexpected, particularly an odd or surprising message, is placed. It is then hidden to be found much as Easter eggs. But in an Erister Egg Hunt, or EggGASM, the egg finders usually don't know they're participating. They think they're finding normal Easter eggs.

The concept was first proposed to Discordians online by Pinky McFatfat of Dublin 11 days before Easter in 2008. Professor Cramulus named it EggGASM, and the Mythics of Harmonia (Princess Unicornia, Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko, Nurse Eggscream and others) named it Erister Egg Hunt. ("Erister" is a combination of "Easter" and the Goddess Discordia or "Eris").

Items that were hidden in plastic eggs that first year included odd quotes, one line meme bombs, a small doll's arm, a pair of black thong panties, a condom, and even a genuine Purple Heart medal. Messages were often included in an egg with a small toy.

Erister Egg Hunt/EggGASM is a part of Operation Mindfuck. Getting others involved is a part of OMGASM.

You're putting a candy penis in an Erister Egg? Sweet. Where's your EggGASM going to be?

We're setting up our Erister Egg Hunt two days before Easter at Spring Break Park.

The park by the school? Dude, don't hide something like that where kids can find it! Hide stuff like that at a college.

We already did the college. They got miniature pictures of Miley Ray Cyrus.

Erister Egg Hunt by Miley Spears March 24, 2009

Erisha

Cute and innocent child plus savage as well, bish gang loves her.

Hey you are so sweet justvlike erisha

Erisha by Erisha b October 11, 2020

Eristic 

A kind of contentious reasoning that seeks to appear victorious in disputation, without regard for truth. It is distinguished from sophistic because it is not concerned with appearing wise, only with seeming victorious in disputation.

The following are some well-known eristic arguments taken from Aristotle's On Sophistical Refutations.

Eristic argument 1. There is sight of what is seen. The pillar is seen. Therefore, the pillar has sight.

Eristic argument 2. Whatever you profess-to-be, that you profess-to-be. You profess a stone to-be. Therefore, you profess-to-be a stone.

Eristic by Suhcnele August 29, 2010

Erissa 

A girl who always makes sure everyone is okay before her. Sometimes mean but only if she finds trouble in a situation or if you’re disrespectful to her first.has an amazing ass. Smart and can keep good grades most of the time. Usually had deep brown eyes and no matter her skin color she’s always beautiful. If she feels comfortable with a person she’ll do annnything with and for them. Even on her bad days she’s a gorgeous girl inside and out.

You know the pretty girl?

Yeah, she’s such an Erissa

Erissa by daddy_rose November 21, 2018