Erastata 

Erastatas are the fakest people you will ever meet. They refuse to admit when they are in the wrong. They usually avoid confrontation at whatever cost. If you have an Erastata in your life, you have horrible luck. They are the worse people to be around.

Person 1: OMG I found this person who I thought was fake on Instagram the other day, but after I messaged them about it, they blocked me.

Person 2: OMG REALLY?
Person 1: Yes. I can’t remember who it was though.

Person 2: It was definitely an Erastata.

Erastata by Eerie-leo July 12, 2019

Erastata 

A chemical mixture of lard and cellulose. It is a primary ingredient in the production of Egyptian sour cream. It has also been known for its chemical properties when combined with fertilizer to create Semtex Grenades.

Person 1: Look out! Those guys are throwing lead and Semtex again.

Person 2: Damn. Why are they so sticky?
Person 1: It’s the Erastata they use.

Person 2: Shoot. Were screwed arnt we?
Person 1: Yeah.

Erastata by Eerie-leo July 13, 2019