Erection Election 

Someone who gets voted for something just because they are attractive

Man 1: Hey dude Lisa Is our team captain .

Man 2. Fuck her she's just a erection election

Erection Election by LimeTiger February 10, 2017

Election erection 

e⋅lec⋅tion e⋅rec⋅tion ĭ-lěk'shən ĭ-rěk'shən
-noun
1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide.
2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.

"Dude, when I saw the final tally of votes on Nov. 4, I got a total election erection!"

or

"You may have a first-time voter boner, but when Obama won I got a total election erection."

Election erection by St. Bastard November 5, 2008

election erection 

A victory boner one recieves from over whelming joy as their prefered presidential candidate racks up the electoral votes and crushes the election

When my homeboy Trump crushed the electoral vote I got a major election erection! Go Republicans! Yeeeee haaaaaaw!

election erection by spray_and_pray November 17, 2016

Erection Ejection 

When a dick gets so hard it bursts out of a mans pants

When Sarah Bent over to pick up her books, I had an erection ejection in the middle of class.

Erection Ejection by Moisty Mike January 2, 2018

The Erection-Electron Theory 

When electrons get excited, they jump electron energy levels (n=1 to 2, 3, 4, etc.) The only way they can come back down the energy levels is to release energy in the form of photons of light.
Likewise, when a male becomes excited (and thus has an erection), the only way to make the penis come back down energy levels is to release energy in the form of sperm.
Hence, the Erection-Electron Theory explains the correlation between scientific theory and everyday practices.

Wow! The Erection-Electron Theory explains everything that is wrong in the world!

The Erection-Electron Theory by nykfn20 January 24, 2009

Erection Ejection 

Where your boner gets throne out of your wife's vagina

I had an Erection Ejection having sex

Erection Ejection by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

ERECTION EJECTION 

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.

James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!

ERECTION EJECTION by Mikool77 July 17, 2023