Mountain Jew

When you go to a cheap, sleazy gas station and proceed to get a fountain soft drink only to find out its been watered down to hell(can be applied to other watered-downed drinks besides "Mountain Dew"

guy 1: Dude those assholes at the corner gas station sold me watered down sprite.

guy 2: Sounds like high-quality Mountain Jew to me.

by LimeTiger March 24, 2018

Erection Election

Someone who gets voted for something just because they are attractive

Man 1: Hey dude Lisa Is our team captain .

Man 2. Fuck her she's just a erection election

by LimeTiger February 11, 2017