equivalate 

To make two or more forces, amounts or values equivalent relative to each other.

I have equivalated the two piles of sugar.

equivalate by Corrigenda November 20, 2006

Equivalate 

1. Adjective:
Equal in value, amount, function, meaning, etc.

“One hundred British pounds equivaltes to five hundred dirham (approx 2018)”
“Four glasses of wine equivalte to one whole bottle”

2. Noun:
A person or thing that is equal to or corresponds with another in value , amount, function, meaning, etc.

Synonyms: equivalent, alternative, counterpart, equal to.

“Four glasses of wine equivalate to one whole bottle“

Equivalate by Themakerofbrilliantwords September 16, 2018

equivocate 

To use ambiguous expressions to misleed to quibble.

The lawyer efficiently equivocated fluently and eschewed the question.

equivocate by Larstait November 14, 2003

equilateral triangle 

A three sided figure with equal dimensions.

It sides are usually marked with ticks to represent the perfect equality it represents.

"She, the equilateral triangle, is so perfect she's my bae" said Cole.
The equilateral triangle lives live at 60 degrees.

equilateral triangle by celestial143 May 25, 2014

equilateral love triangle 

A unique modification of a love triangle involving three partners that all love the other two equally.

Due to the fact that there are only two genders (usually), this must involve at least two bi/gay people to be truly equilateral. However, it's possible for three of the same gender to work, or for all three to be bisexual.

Dude, did you hear? Bill, Jenn, and Michelle are forming an equilateral love triangle!

Bill, that lucky bastard...

equilateral love triangle by shadeslayr May 25, 2010

equalate 

To make two things equal.

We should be using calculus to find how much TNT is necessary to equalate that of an atomic bomb with X amount of plutonium.

equalate by Laquisha October 25, 2003

equilatebrium 

When no matter how early you wake up, you still seem to find yourself being late somehow.

Often due to taking on too many side tasks that you thought you could squeeze in, with all that extra time you gave yourself.

I woke up an hour earlier than usual and still didn't make it on time. I guess I just reached equilatebrium.

equilatebrium by Beastlylol August 2, 2016

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010