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equivocate 

To use ambiguous expressions to misleed to quibble.
The lawyer efficiently equivocated fluently and eschewed the question.
equivocate by Larstait November 14, 2003

equilateral triangle 

A three sided figure with equal dimensions.

It sides are usually marked with ticks to represent the perfect equality it represents.
"She, the equilateral triangle, is so perfect she's my bae" said Cole.
The equilateral triangle lives live at 60 degrees.

equilateral love triangle 

A unique modification of a love triangle involving three partners that all love the other two equally.

Due to the fact that there are only two genders (usually), this must involve at least two bi/gay people to be truly equilateral. However, it's possible for three of the same gender to work, or for all three to be bisexual.
Dude, did you hear? Bill, Jenn, and Michelle are forming an equilateral love triangle!

Bill, that lucky bastard...

equilatebrium 

When no matter how early you wake up, you still seem to find yourself being late somehow.

Often due to taking on too many side tasks that you thought you could squeeze in, with all that extra time you gave yourself.
I woke up an hour earlier than usual and still didn't make it on time. I guess I just reached equilatebrium.
equilatebrium by Beastlylol August 2, 2016

Equilateral Triangle 

Pretty much the answer to all questions, known and unknown.
Teacher: "Does anyone know why the forces on this triangle with the angles of 49, 49, 82, are similar?"
Dumbass Student: "EQUILATERAL TRIANGLE!!"

equivilate 

Verb. To make something equivalent to something else.
"why do astronomical discoveries equivilate to the arousal of my autonomic system?"

"I do not think the Intifadah deserves the title "war". You equivilate war with "armed conflict" but it is not the same."

"It's all forces, kinetics, gravity, they all equivilate to the same end result."
equivilate by Shann and Seb September 8, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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