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Equipped 

1. Often used in conjunction with an adjective to describe the magnitude of ones penis; if no adjective is provided, it is generally accepted that "equipped" refers to a large penis.

2. Carrying a firearm.
1. After sifting through his huge collection of pornography, Mason suddenly felt inadequately equipped in comparison to the ginormous penii that filled his screen.

2. During the lobby scene in the Matrix, Neo was properly eqipped for the situation at hand.
Equipped by Lee T September 26, 2005
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Equipped 

Backward equipped his mouth piece to smoke empis diiiaackkk
Equipped by hiltzyy February 18, 2025

well equipped 

impressive in the male genital area
"last night was amazing

did he have a big.. erm you know?

"oh my, yes he was well equipped"
well equipped by CRC261195 January 5, 2014

I am not equipped for this! 

What Lili Reinhart says when she stumbles into an overwhelming situation or circumstance
*cole sprouse mocking lili reinhart’s voice*

Cole: Lili stumbles into situations where she says stuff like, “I am not equipped for this!”
Lili: *scoffs*

Fully Equipped 

Depending on which side of the spectrum you are sitting, it means:

Car salesman: Power windows and a CD player

Buyer: All the optional equipment that a model can have.
Salesman: This car is fully equipped!
Buyer: So it has a remote starter?
Salesman: No
Buyer: 8 speakers radio?
Salesman: No
Buyer: Alloy wheels?
Salesman: No
Buyer: What equipment does it have?
Salesman: It's fully equipped. It has a CD player and power windows.
Fully Equipped by BingoRingo November 6, 2010

sexually equipped 

Being in a state of Erection or as one would put it "wet" while have necessary tools to have sexual intercourse
My boyfriend came home sexually equipped with his piper and his skeet sheet prepared to smash
sexually equipped by Dis_Nigga October 19, 2015

Well Equipped 

1.it's to be absolutely ready for your current situation.
2.it could also be used to ask how someone is feeling
1.Human 1:Smoke?

Human 2. Well Equipped.

2.Human 1:Are you good?

Human 2: Well Equipped..
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