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Epimpscopalian 

“Epimpscopalian” is a religion nearly identical to the “Episcopalian” religion, but turning a blind eye to prostitution. This allowance is written into their scriptures.
“Demus, the Jew, left his church and joined the Epimpscopalian church so his hoes can sit in the pews with him.”
Epimpscopalian by Feeff November 28, 2023
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Episcopalian 

An Episcopalian is someone who is a member of a church in the Anglican Communion or in Anglican Tradition. In the biggest case, this is the Episcopal Church (a.k.a the Protestant Episcopal Church in the United States of America). Episcopalians are diverse in beliefs but overall are considered "High Church" Protestants. High Church because they have many Pre-Reformation practices and rituals like Roman Catholics, Orthadox, and some Lutherans and also maintain Apostolic Succession and Protestant because they are Anti-Papal and have many principles in the Book of Common Prayer (their Prayer Book) inspired by Calvinists and Lutherans.

They generally have Open Communion which allows anyone to take part in their Eucharist. They allow priests/ministers/bishops to marry, be gay, and be a women.

In 1979, Episcopalians adopted a new revision of the Book of Common Prayer to replace the 1928 version. The new book toned it down on personal sin and used more modern language. Many Traditional Episcopalians opposed this and made their own churches to continue the old traditions. These churches include:
The Anglican Church in America
The Anglican Province of America
The Anglican Catholic Church
The Traditional Protestant Episcopal Church
The Anglican Church of North America... and they are many others.
He Actually reads the Book of Common Prayer?? He must be an Episcopalian.
Episcopalian by Invader1843 August 15, 2011
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Episcopalian 

An individual who fanatically abstains from eating fish.
Sable : What's the difference between Episcopalian and Lutheran?
Randy: Episcopalians don't eat fish.
Episcopalian by IbreathAir September 8, 2020

episcopalian 

members of the Episcopal Church. basically, the religion of rich people. episcopalians are always rich. seriously, go to a church parking lot and it'll be all luxury cars. find out what they do for jobs and you'll find they mostly work in business and professional jobs. mostly concentrated in wealthy northeastern suburbs. usually attend prestigious private schools. WASPy and preppy. don't deny it fellow whiskypalians, you know it's true.
I'm Episcopalian. I make $245,663 a year and summer in Newport.
episcopalian by Episcopalian January 12, 2009

Episcopalian 

Before we begin...no...it's not the diet where you reduce your meat consumption to fish and chicken.

Episcopalian refers to a Christian who adheres to the Episcopal Church of the United States and any other Church that calls itself 'Episcopal' with a capital "E." The Episcopal Church is part of the worldwide Anglican Communion which is a group of self governing Anglican Churches headed by the Church of England and the Archbishop of Canterbury.
The Episcopal Church, along with the other Anglican/Episcopal bodies, act like a blend between 90% Roman Catholicism, 3% Calvinism, and 7% Baptist. Hence being neither Protestant nor Catholic, rather a nice blend between both because Queen Elizabeth needed to satisfy two very powerful Christian groups in a short period of time before they all murdered one another and her in a bid for superiority.

Priests in the Episcopal Church are allowed to be men, women, or non binary; gay, straight; celibate or non (in the confines of marriage). Bishops act as leaders over swaths of land called dioceses. And Archbishops oversee entire national churches along with a large Synod.

Eucharist is open for all baptized Christians (regardless of whichever church they are affiliated with) to receive.
Steve: "I'm so confused."
Jenny: "Why?"
Steve: "You're over here praying the rosary and fasting on Wednesdays, but you also took your girlfriend to church and got your marriage blessed. I didn't know the Catholic Church blessed gay marriages!"
Jenny: "Well good thing I'm not Catholic, Steve. I'm Episcopalian."

Episcopalian 

Wealthy phuckers who view church as one more notch on their resume belt as in, I serve on the vestry at my very wealthy Episcopal church. Everyone is welcome at our super liberal church , just don't be poor and uneducated as we like to impress people with our wealth, job, and status. Jesus is a welcoming kinda fellow, sermons are bland and inoffensive, nobody discusses satan or spiritual warfare. Tends to attract assholes, con artists, and a few do-gooders who remember to run things like food pantries so they can get to heaven. Plenty of old women with short hair who wear expensive, practical clothing. Leave your emotions at the door since nobody cares if you die and just want to discuss how you made a lot of money before you died. Church of heartless rich people. Did I say rich?
I am a wealthy Episcopalian and secretly long to join the Catholic church
Episcopalian by Anblam May 3, 2021

Episcopalian 

An individual who eats a meat-free diet, excluding seafood
Me: Hey lets go eat some burgers
Episcopalian: No thanks, the only meat I eat is fish
Episcopalian by fisheater9 October 21, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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