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Thik

Thicker than Thic but not as thick as Thicc or Thick
The cat isn’t fat or chonky, he’s just a little thik.
by IbreathAir November 6, 2019
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Snow Cap

1. A trade name for a dank strand of medicinally viable cannabis. It’s a Sativa-dominant hybrid strain. Origins trace it back to Cali.

2. Playful term for referring to someone with completely white, silvery, or pale gray hair. Can refer to someone with dyed hair or who has obtained it from the passage of time. In similar vein to calling your red head friend a “ginger”’or “carrot top”. Compare to: “granny hair”, “all salt”, “cotton top

3. When spelled as “sno-cap” it refers to a semi sweet chocolate candy you but at movie theaters and only eat during the previews.

4. Just another term for “Ice cap” on a mountain.
1. James said that he’s gonna try Snow cap from dispensary to see if it treats his migraines and anxiety as well as his usual strains.

2. Nana has decided to dye her entire head white and embrace being a snow cap instead of trying to cover up the white patches with brunette dye.

3. Sno caps never taste as satisfying as I expect.
by IbreathAir November 15, 2019
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Durian

In some circles this is an insulting name when it’s used to refer to a man. It functions as a more discreet and marginally less derogatory way of saying an extreme femimale or the biggest faggot .

This meaning stems from the reference to that Durian has been nicknamed the “King of Fruits.” Which in actuality could of been a rather cool nickname if it wasn’t for FRUIT having extremely well known slang meanings that can be highly offensive to both men and women:

- a flaming homosexual or queer man

- a man seen as being feminine due to being outwardly flamboyant.

- a man perceived as somewhat queer, who also is seen as stereotypically girly because of other personality traits like; hypersensitivity, weakness, whines, emotional frailness, or being emotionally over-affected rather than handling.

So a “King of Fruits” or “Durian” would be Royally Fruit-like and more so than anyone else the speaker knows
Bob: “Oh great, there comes Derek, or should I say Durian. I could do without his verbose spiels about what his new dainty diet or what his shoes are made of”

Barbra: “Shut up Bob, he’s talked about those things literally only once and it only lasted two minutes
by IbreathAir December 1, 2019
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Bupropion Xl

Generic wellbutrin used to treat depression, nicotine addiction, and less commonly ADHD. It doesn’t work as well as the brand name no matter what those money hungry assholes say
My insurance won’t cover the good shit so I’m stuck taking bupropion xl.
by IbreathAir August 22, 2019
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Meatatarian

A common misspelling and mispronunciation of meatarian
Joe Schmo: Haha I’m such a meatatarian!
John Doe: You do realize the “t” in “vegetarian” is because of the word “vegetable/vegetative” right?
Joe Schmo: Stop policing me man it ain’t big shit.
John Doe: By the way, where did you even get the extra “a” from? Meat-at-arian sounds like a code for the directions to join a secret society.
by IbreathAir September 5, 2019
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Keto

Pronounced like the word “key” and the word “toe” — Kee-tō

1.Shorthand for ketosis & often used as a prefix when used in this sense. (Ex. “Keto-Flu) — a state where the body stops using glucose as it’s primary energy source. Ketones, stored fat, & some amino acids become the primary sources.

2. Shorthand forketogenic diet — A medical diet prescribed to either reduce seizures in epileptics or reduce spikes in diabetics. The goal of keto is to achieve a sustained state of ketosis. Low calorie keto is often utilized by slimmers & lifters to cut a large percentage of body fat quickly, so it sometimes is thought as a fad-diet or even a crash-diet.
When used to cut fat there are 5 basic guidelines.
1. Most carbs eaten should be low netcarb, complex carbs & free of added sugar.
2.Eat more cal from fat than protein & more from protein than carbs. Protein can be broken down into glucose so eating too much threatens ketosis.

3.Restricting cal to 5% from carbs or less is most ideal. 10% is considered good for an active athlete who burns through glucose quickly.
4. Start out eating a highfat (65%-70%) & moderate protein diet (25%-20%).

5.Gradually work toward a very highfat (75%-85%) & low/moderate protein (20%-10%)—no less than 10% for an extended period. Too little can cause a starvation response where the body burns muscle protein for energy instead of using stored fat & the amino acids in dietary protein.

Bada Bing, Bada Boom Keto
Keto Kevin: I am Keto-Kevin the Ketomite from Ketofalls, CA but I now live in Ketoville USA. I used to be an obese, diabetic having a seizure a day. But then I adopted a Kaleo diet-Ketogenic diet and the constant Ketosis has made me a healthy & convulsion-free bodybuilder with 8% body fat. My likes are working out, ketofucking my girlfriend ketorria, water, avocados, and steak. My dislikes are flour, ketards, keto flu, keto crotch, the keto farts, keto snobs, people claim keto buyer follow the cheato diet, the ketotic shits, ketomites who do dirty keto or lazy keto, and keto cops.
by IbreathAir September 5, 2019
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Episcopalian

An individual who fanatically abstains from eating fish.
Sable : What's the difference between Episcopalian and Lutheran?
Randy: Episcopalians don't eat fish.
by IbreathAir September 8, 2020
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