Entervr

A very bad gorilla tag player.

Look it’s entervr he’s so bad let’s go to comp.

by Entervr March 18, 2022

Enterprise Transformation

An exercise undertaken by a company shortly before its web address becomes a "link to nowhere."

Six months before shuttering its windows and doors, Zombie Hyena Industry Solutions launched a last-ditch Enterprise Transformation initiative.

by The Whole World Is Watching October 28, 2010

Enterprise Effect

A phenomenon seen in many sci-fi movies/TV programs by which any damage to a spaceship (regardless of location) is seen as sparks and/or fire in the bridge/command center of said spacecraft. First experiences with the effect were on the bridge of the USS Enterprise, piloted by the illustrious/infamous Captain James T. Kirk of Starfleet Command (hence the name).

Scotty: We've 'ad an 'it on on the most unimportant part of the ship Cap'in. I can' hold her!

Kirk: Oh god, the sparks and/or fire are/is everywhere!!1 We're experienceing one hell of an Enterprise Effect.

by SilentS March 20, 2009

enterprise code

A derogatory term for program code that is ridiculously verbose and difficult to read and edit, characterized by grossly abusing the myriad of features available for a given language when a much simpler and more elegant solution is obvious. Derived from the horrible code that the employees of large, bureaucratic companies write for the sake of busy work and/or tormenting coworkers.

John spent eight hours writing 471 lines of Java enterprise code, importing thirteen libraries and carefully crafting three factory classes to accomplish a task that could just as easily be done with ten lines of Python. A hard day's pay earned.

by dontkillalljews February 12, 2013

Enterdrainment

Any passive form of entertainment that is so incredibly mind numbing that it sucks the intelligence from the listener or viewer; ultimately over time reducing (or limiting) them to a simplistic proto-human mental state, incapable of cognition or rational thought.

Sports, Celebrity gossip, Country music, Talk radio, Call-in shows, Soap operas and Reality TV are considered by many to be enterdrainment.

by Benjamin M Crowe January 6, 2007

Enterprise

The space vessel ("Starship") which serves as the main setting for the television and movie series Star Trek. Within Star Trek canon there have been 7 "Starships" with that designation: NX-01, NCC-1701 A-E, and the original NCC-1701 ("No bloody A, B, C or D").

Kirk to Picard: "A bit of advice: Don't let them promote you, don't let them retire you, don't let them do anything to take you off the bridge of (the Enterprise)".
- Star Trek Generations

by Hudson_22 June 23, 2003

The Enterprise

A sexual position based on the shape of the Starship Enterprise from Star Trek. It is performed as follows: The girl lies on her stomach on a table with her waist at the edge of the table. She bends her knees at a 90 degree angle so that her legs are perpendicular to the table and her feet are parallel to the table, resembling the warp nacelles of the actual Starship Enterprise. Her hands should be holding onto her legs and her head and back arched up, to resemble the saucer section of the Enterprise. The man stands behind her and enters her like a shuttle craft into the cargo bay.

"Last night I Enterprised my virgin girlfriend. I realized that I boldly went where no man has gone before!"

Note: It is often common to yell out during the act of performing The Enterprise, "Prepare for a light speed thrust maneuver; make it so."

by TheInstitute May 27, 2010