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entertrainer 

A performer that offers training on certain skills in an entertaining manner. First and foremost an entertainer, with a passion and flair for teaching and learning.
HypnoCraze's entertrainer Juan Acosta keeps us laughing while at the same time delivering valuable information...
entertrainer by JPJester July 13, 2011
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entertrainer 

A person who fancies one's self an entertainer, yet whose sole platform for performance is skipping subway traincar to subway traincar. Most commonly for change, and may involve banging a bucket or handrail gymnastics.
Guy on the 2 to his buddy, regarding the sexually-inappropriate comedian who ends by telling folks, "smile, it won't mess up your hair":

"Much prefer the Mariachi entertrainers on the 4/5."
entertrainer by DTrubble March 12, 2010

enter7ainer 

one who is master of all aspects of entertaining.
"oh wow, that was enter7ainer!"
enter7ainer by omfgyesthatit April 13, 2008

entertainews 

news reporting in a style that mimics entertainment (or sometimes sports) reporting - often involving flashy graphics, individual theme music for particular stories/topics, and a general eagerness that makes the cynic within all of us suspect that news directors secretly yearn for disasters on a grand scale* - also, news stories that are heralded by promotional soundbites earlier in a day/evening's programming that could have been quite informative but instead are frustratingly lacking in information and designed not to inform on the topic at hand but merely to tease in regard to the upcoming broadcast and, presumably, increase viewership

*this is now so prevalent that it is routinely spoofed on fake news shows and segments and the joke is quite obvious
story taglines, using election coverage as an example:
real - "Decision 2000"
spoof - "Indecision 2000"

promotional messages such as "this regular household substance could be killing you and your children - is it in your kitchen? - more at 11pm"

chilled out entertainer

The attitude and proffesion of David Brent, star of "the office"(UK version).
"You'll never get another boss like me, someone who's basically a chilled out entertainer."

entertainer

a woman who takes her clothes off on stage to music for tips; a stripper
"Now gentlemen, welcome your next entertainer to the gold stage...Amber!"
entertainer by Naphtali May 26, 2006

how to keep an idiot entertained 

An old joke used all around the world. it says scroll down to learn how to keep an idiot entertained, then on the lower part scroll up....
clcik on the link to lean how to keep an idiot entertained
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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