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An alter ego of this dude on xc named owen. The alter ego makes him turn emo and for some reason he runs faster.
I was watching my friend owen run but he was beating are fastest runner Conner and I realized it wasn't owen but emowen
Emowen by Xc-team November 1, 2023
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emotenuse 

Derived from the mathematical term "hypotenuce," it is the longest side of the right-angle triangle formed by the standard emo haircut; the sloped line covering one or both eyes created by the backward, angular mullet favored by emo clones.
The length of an emo crybaby's emotenuce can be calculated with the formula A squared plus B squared equals C squared; C being the variable representing the length of the emotenuse.
emotenuse by Marcus Solomon November 8, 2007
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emocentric 

a combination of "emo" and "egocentric".
The feeling that nobody else is suffering quite as bad as you are.
Oh, you poor thing. You got a B on your paper. You're really suffering. stop being so emocentric.
emocentric by Ashara December 5, 2004
A Cornish girl's name meaning "elm".

A quiet, shy girl that likes to make everyone happy. She loves nature and spends much of her time tending to her flower garden. She has some musical talent, but it's not her main focus. She has light brown hair and large, innocent, green eyes. She is extremely slow to anger- she's very good at seeing situations from multiple perspectives- but on the rare occasion when she raises her voice, people immediately back down. She is also extremely modest, both in clothing and when receiving compliments. Elowen is a petite girl and as a result, people see her as being extremely cute, rather than beautiful or sexy. She makes this up by being extremely loyal and light-hearted. She usually wears a small, delicate smile on her face.
That Elowen has such a green thumb.

She's too modest to take a compliment, just like an Elowen.

She must be an Elowen judging from her pure and delicate personality.
Elowen by TrinityJade June 8, 2013

emojenius 

noun

1. exceptional intellect or creative power in one's use of emojis to convey thought and emotion

2. a person who is exceptionally intelligent and creative in her or his use of emojis. this individual has the tendency to get emojional.
1. I've had entire conversations with Mel in emojis. It really shows her emojenius.

2. Pedro just wrote all the lyrics to "Party in the USA" using only emojis. He's a true emojenius.
emojenius by norajawnz May 22, 2014

Emojency 

(noun) an urgent situation in which you need a specific emoji and cant find it
Veronica wanted to send poop to her bff Ryan, but there was no poop, thus causing a category 5 emojency
Emojency by Emoeddsdfs June 29, 2016
1. the status of being pwned (and or owned) and being emo. (e.g. "i am emo. i just got emowned.")
2. owning an emo kid. (e.g. "i just emowned that jerk.")
3. any general emoness + ownage (this especially applies to poseur, whiny, emo/scene kids).
subject a: "liek omg...i r soooo sad. let me tattoo nautical stars on my wrists and liek...rock out."
subject b: "shut up." *punches emo bitch* "EMOWNED!"
emowned by squidlove December 12, 2005
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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