Your favourite person in the world, she is your best friend and you will always love her, but she has no luck in guys and is allergic to cats so she is lonely.
A catchy more appealing way to address a Penis to your friends in a casual conversation. Commonly thought of as a tastier sounding word due to sound similarity to "Cheeze-nips"
Def: Repetitive irksome annoyance that happens predictably.
When my tire got a puncture hole in it and I had to fill it up with a pump repeatedly, it was annoying; when I finally replaced the tire and I got a flat that day, it was emnphlemptomatic!
"My mom is very emnphlemptomatic when she asks where I am going....."
Emiphrenia, also referred to as emily, is a wild and exciting creature prone to dancing and loud singing, spends too much money out clothes and never really wears them
Hated by Mothers and girlfriends everywhere, Emiphrenia's are a danger to your health and may cause enhanced feelings of confidence followed by extreme hangovers or rejection
'She's areal Emiphrenia!'
'My girlfriend hates her, she's an Emiphrenia'