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A person who is really cool, but never get's a boyfriend and is going to be alone and not even have a cat because she is allergic
I love her, but she is emnip
Emnip by emnip May 11, 2020
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Your favourite person in the world, she is your best friend and you will always love her, but she has no luck in guys and is allergic to cats so she is lonely.
She is an emnip, i love her, but only as a friend
Emnip by emnip May 11, 2020
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A catchy more appealing way to address a Penis to your friends in a casual conversation. Commonly thought of as a tastier sounding word due to sound similarity to "Cheeze-nips"
I want your enips please.
Want some enips?
You like enips?
enips by womg March 19, 2008
A tik tok cosplayer. Primarily known for her cosplays from the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion
Did you see emipexu’s new video?
emipexu by EvangelionAnimelove226 December 24, 2021
Refers to marijuana, by spelling pine backwards. Used to talk about weed when you don't want the people around you to know what you're talking about.
student: can I get an ounce of weee.....
*teacher walks up
student: enip this weekend
enip by delaneykate October 18, 2009

Emnphlemptomatic 

Def: Repetitive irksome annoyance that happens predictably.

When my tire got a puncture hole in it and I had to fill it up with a pump repeatedly, it was annoying; when I finally replaced the tire and I got a flat that day, it was emnphlemptomatic!
"My mom is very emnphlemptomatic when she asks where I am going....."
Emnphlemptomatic by Frustrated 1 January 24, 2005

emiphrenia 

Emiphrenia, also referred to as emily, is a wild and exciting creature prone to dancing and loud singing, spends too much money out clothes and never really wears them
Hated by Mothers and girlfriends everywhere, Emiphrenia's are a danger to your health and may cause enhanced feelings of confidence followed by extreme hangovers or rejection

'She's a real Emiphrenia!'
'My girlfriend hates her, she's an Emiphrenia'
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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